Boolean Bozoism #16: January 16 to February 27

Perhaps I bring it on myself by repeating the most bizarre search phrases and recycling them for Google to further publicize. But I’d like to think I disappoint all the right wingers, racists and other sundry deviants who get tricked by Google and Yahoo through some inexplicable process of Boolean bozoism into thinking I hold the answers to their most inane and even frightening questions. (Blog owner’s note: These are just from the last month and a half alone.)

For instance, where would I be without my Deliverance readership?

preggo nigger
MANDINGO COCKS BESTIAL
big titted wife mother fucking nigger boys stories
women screwing bid black dicks

It’s touching to see that so many people were concerned about Haiti:
naked black haïtian guys (‘Cuz I’m sure the first thing they thought of after their country was flattened by an earthquake was, “How can I parley this into an internet porn career?”)
how many fucking haitians have died (What the fucking hell do you fucking wanna fucking know for?)
sex tours Haiti (Get those offseason rates while you can, Rush.)
fuck haiti

Don’t ask me what these glue-huffers were thinking or looking for:
fuck china bathroom lady
why was neville chamberlain stupid?
jizzhut moms whit dothers lover
hop aboard the big cock express
the moth guy giving a speech at a wedding that tells the frog and the scorpian story (That would be the Richard Gere movie “The Mothman Epithalamion.”)
don't get your panties in the wood
fucking an indian woman 30 years back
monster penis castro fucks
JFK autopsy results amount of meat in colon
What do the Three Stooges, Watergate, The Village People have in common? (Of course, there’s no answer on Google, so now I’ll be up all night wondering what the punchline is. Thanks, asshole.)
big ass al poters
"urinal cake" extruder machine
caught fucking at big day out
Where is 'The Ron Reagan' radio show,now that the net he was on,is now 'Kaput' ??
I met a girl at the Dulles airport but she had a boyfriend
world sex youth hairy sex
ms.leigh fuck (I think I’d better let the late Warren Zevon handle this one.)
where have hospital which can fuck
Jp Raw your dog fuk woman (Shit and we had him fixed, too. Thanks for the heads up.)
Please Bang My Wife - Saskia Steele (Dutch w. Husband Jack BJ while Rick Masters Fucks Her-See Mommy Loves Cock - Saskia - Fucks Trent & Milf Lessons - Saskia & (I guess that must’ve been an advanced search.)
hard strock fucking blogs
how to tell that i have a favor
funny terrorists (What, do they sneak up on people and pop paper bags in their ears?)
Palin hit by captain america shield comic
andrew jackson shoots reporter (“Film @ 11?”)

Naturally, I continue getting hits from some of Obama’s biggest fans:
"Barack fucking obama"
the bastard's state of the union speech

These just defy categorization:
the lesbians of swift college cpac
kangaroo fucks woman
JIZZHUT (italian perfect ass in gym)
YOU JIZZ JERMAN YOUNG MOM FUCK
jızz pup
Bored with life. Fuck the world! Blogspot
assholes who don't pay their bills
seal team 6 closed captioned (This village massacre is for the hearing impaired.)
Gay wee man naked (OK, someone tell the Lucky Charms leprechaun where you stashed his clothes?)
japonese salesman fucking woman
arabian women fucking salesman
oldman big facked cock in america
she likes a hard dog dickporn
own dick on nose
how to fuck an oversise woman (Well, you get some flour, then… Oh, you’ve heard this one, already?)
the highly fuck lady in world
fucking brother and sister in a bayh room (No wonder he retired from the Senate.)
old boss sex
pig boys playing with dildos (I’d do such a search myself but I’m afraid I’ll come across some lost Rush Limbaugh pictures involving Clintonian uses for cigars.)
lisa ann mother fucker fuck on jizz
Stupid Iraqi Preggo translator fucked
amputee hook girl
wimen deep trough cocks
free mandingo vs yellowbone porn (…in a special steel cage match, now available on Pay Per View!)
white women like dominican cocks

It’s refreshing to speculate that there are some out there who assume that I’m keeping a watchful eye on the vast left wing conspiracy:
current tv liberal propaganda
flagging liberal craigslist posts
liberals avoid responsibility
liberal cocksucker (Which seques neatly into our next category…)

old cockersuckers
wtf-this guy is sucking his own cock...
what a cock sucker conservative
youtube lydia cornell giving blowjobs
fuckin jew cocsucker ivan Seidenberg
san diego cocksuckers
child cock suckers
wake-up cocksucker
Pictures of Womens sucking the cock of chimp
John Boehner cocksucker (Actually, that would look good on a business card.)
americas top cocksucker (Is that a new reality game show on Logo?)
i am my brother's cocksucker (So does that mean blood is thicker than semen?)
cocksucking while asleep (Man, don’t you just hate it when you wake up with a cucumber in your mouth?)

I don’t even want to know whether if these websites actually exist:
www.bigbackass.com
www.facebookoffucking.com
www.arabian preggo.com
ww.animal fuckers.org
www.jizzhut prya fuck a black cock.com

And my nominees for the three most frightening search phrases of the month:
"burned tits"
penis torture with fire ants
Iranian men raped and murdered pics