Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Gotham City Digest

(Where we don't play video games at work then start world wars.)

     Kazan saw the coming of guys like Trump as well as the identity politics that would make them. What Kazan never anticipated, however, is that hot mic Gotcha moments would one day not work anymore on the truly brainwashed. And such movies that feature the meteoric rise of demagogues such as A FACE IN THE CROWD, ELMER GANTRY and NETWORK always, as they are all morality tales, feature the sudden downfall of such demagogues.
      The story of Trump and his squattage in the Oval Office is the world's first true Amorality Tale in which the villain never truly falls from grace. We're still waiting for that hot mic moment to come but we'll be waiting in vain because it's already come and gone. And that's because, as this is an Amorality Tale of latter-day America, there IS no moral to impart.

     First, we stole their land. Then we stole their children. Now we're stealing their right to vote.

     Several Democratic presidential candidates have plans for providing high speed internet but my senator Elizabeth Warren's seems to the most workable and interesting.

    Yes, he was "just following orders", says his lawyer as he laughably began mounting the Nuremberg Defense.
      "He was just following... Counselor, a side bar, if I may? Closer?" 
      "Yes, your honor?" 
     "Counselor, are you SURE you want to go with the Nuremberg Defense? 'Cause it sure didn't work too well in Nuremberg." 
       "Uh, yes?" 
       "OK, let's git 'er done..."

     Boy, the fucking Republican Party is really coming apart at the seams, isn't it? So far this summer, we've seen:
      11 Republicans fleeing Oregon to deny the Democrats a quorum on a climate change bill (which worked after the spineless majority Dems capitulated by agreeing to kill the bill). They fled to the Idaho mountains and had to be hunted down by Oregon and Idaho state police.
      Speaking of Idaho, the former Idaho state GOP chairman who was caught jerking off in his ex wife's bushes wearing a wig took a powder.
      Now Lindsey Graham is acting like a psycho barricaded hillbilly afraid the revenuers are gonna git his still and corn squeezin's!

     Jokes about kamikaze pilots? Out of control bag o' douche.

     It's so nice to wake up to good news for a change as we did last Saturday morning. Of course, the questions about Epstein's "suicide" are just multiplying by the second, as you'll see below.

     From Kid Rock to Dad Rock. Really, Bob? Look, I know you're starving for relevance after your two hits in the late 90's. But making sexual references about those who ARE relevant just puts you on the Ted Nugent Scale o' Douchebaggery.

     Well, one of Epstein's victims' lawyers said last Friday, "A lot of powerful people are about to have a very bad weekend." And, as Charlie Piece wrote, "No one will ever believe the official story on this." And we're not.

     Hey, Trump fans! Remember when on the campaign trail of tears of laughter when your boy said he had a plan to get rid of ISIS in a week? Yeah, about that...

      And where's the videotape? Or were the digital files erased? Or was the camera malfunctioning? Either way, we'll never see it. And, sure enough, three days after I predicted this, look what came out in the NY Post.

     So, Epstein wasn't on suicide watch the night before he died. OK, why not, considering what happened to him just 18 days ago?

     Yep, Il Douche is at it again.

     Oh, this is rich- Is the Hill so desperate for journalists that they're turning to crooks like Bernie Kerik? Ironically, Kerik's name used to be on the building where Epstein allegedly killed himself.

     As you can see, Anne Frank wrote about seeing something exactly like this in Nazi-occupied 1943 Holland.

     Andrew Yang tears up talking about gun violence.

     Clucking your tongue & waggling your finger is all good and well, but what are you going to do about it?

     The NRA and California GOP supported gun control when the Black Panthers had the guns. Oh, I'm sure they did!

     After all the money I've given these cocksuckers over the years, over a third went to their bloated salaries. With other expenses thrown in, that's 80% of your donation eaten up by operating expenses before a penny goes to help any animal.

     I'm amazed Lindsey Graham didn't knock her down answering leg-patting Trump's summons.

     You know what's better than someone quitting the State Department and blasting Chancellor Trump on the way out the door? Writing your resignation letter in the op-ed section of the Washington Post.

     Again, you read it here first, folks. I called it first when I predicted there would be no video of Epstein's final moments. What I DIDN'T expect among the usual reasons why there wouldn't be such a video was this one- That the cameras in Epstein's wing weren't trained in the cells but OUTSIDE them. Which makes no sense whatsoever.

     Jason Momoa recently got hit with a bulldozer while protesting in Hawaii. I wonder if the bulldozer got the worst of it.

     Sorry, you evangelical douchebags. You get what you pay for.

     The ravens have abandoned the Tower of London, pigs are flying, Hell has frozen over and professional right wing nut bag Sippy Cupp has left the NRA and is calling for gun control.

     Wow, what a coincidence.

     Yeah, we're in good hands. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS.

    
     This guy sure has a weird way of spelling, "I'm a incel and haven't ejaculated since Gordon Brown was Prime Minister."

     Imagine where America would be today if we'd barred immigrants from passing through Ellis Island just for being poor. Many of the captains of industry that changed American history were virtually penniless when they arrived. This is just Trump being an elitist, mean-spirited prick once again.

     Again, this is exactly what the Nazis did in Holland and in every country they occupied. It's no coincidence that ICE raided those food plants in Jackson, MS on the first day of school.

     Gee, MSM, you don't think it has any anything to do with Trump capturing and deporting all the migrants, the lion's share of the Farm Aid bill going to corporate Big Agro instead of family-owned farms or his needless trade war with China, do you? Nah!

     Next on Pedophile Island: "Boss, the feds, the feds!"

     "What he did was incredible!" Yes, he actually said that about the Vegas shooter. On live TV. Yes he did.

     These stupid Russkie bastards haven't learned a blessed thing since Chernobyl 33 years ago, have they?

     Hold on, I'm confused now. I thought Drumpf Junior was Fredo. I need a scorecard.

     The very last thing our government needs is another right wing psychopath Scalia in it.

     This is exactly like something Trump or one of his sons would've pulled.

     Remember when he was just a wannabe politician and Trumpie the Racist Klown was ragging on Obama over the deficit on his watch? Yeah, about that...

     Yes, please tear my face and body apart then reassemble it so I can look like the airhead daughter of a fascist. Here's $30,000.

     Wow. No great loss there. Epstein actually said last year that criminalizing pedophilia was "a cultural aberration."

     Direct quote from Ken Coochie Coochie: "They certainly are. Give me your tired and your poor — who can stand on their own two feet and who will not become a public charge."
      That rumbling you hear is Emma Lazarus turning in her grave at 50,000 rpms.
      Bonus question: Ken Coochie Coochie claimed immigrants just want public assistance. If that's true, why is ICE raiding their places of employment?

     Even the national security secrets he purports to casually tweet out are fake. And finally...

     This is good news, obviously, but it also means there are 117 gutless, spineless Democrats still under Pelosi's thumb who won't sign on. 123 is just a little over a quarter of the House and these articles of impeachment could be dead in the water long before it even gets to McConnell's legislative graveyard in the Senate. A fuck of a lot more Democrats have to get on board with this if they're even going to get it out of the House.

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