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Since Larry Flynt's made a Sarah Palin porno film, here's another movie spoof for you: Let's cast John McCain in the role William H. Macy played in Fargo, a bumbling felon whose self-centered scheme resulted in a tragedy far exceeding his original intent.

Doggedly pursuing him is Sarah Palin in Francis McDormand's role, a sweet, pistol-packing Momma-to-be from the Great White North who in this version is actually trying to help poor Johnny Boy along but just keeps shooting him in the foot.

If the poor old bastard had any sense, Mr. John Palin would forgo his presidential ambitions and flip the ticket, rounding out his long career in public service with the useful uselessness that the vice presidency used to be. The lady is the star of this movie and every Republican knows it.