Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I Have a Favor to Ask

As I'm sure at least some of you know by now, America's most unsung patriot has threatened to send like-minded patriots to my home.

Virtually all of us can afford to laugh at him for sitting in his nowhere land making all his nowhere plans for nobody. All, that is, except me. And Judge Lefkow, whose husband and mother were slaughtered several years ago after the aforementioned "internet patriot" published the judge's personal info while calling for her death.

Although 99% of his threats come to nothing, we all know that all it takes is one committed individual to make a tragic difference in someone's life. Or, potentially, millions. Judge Lefkow can tell you all about that. So can the Kennedy family.

Now he's threatening to do it again, only on a much grander scale: He's endangering the lives of all 246 Congressmen who voted Aye on the stimulus bill by posting their personal contact info.

Whether or not the assassin who killed Lefkow's husband and mother was directly tied to our unsung patriot, we can't afford to take chances. I'm not trying to be a hero here. But we would be remiss in our responsibilities as Americans if we choose not to get involved and to, instead, sit back and watch the news waiting for something to happen.

Considering that we're talking about 246 email addresses, I'm afraid that if I have to hunt down every one of them, a mass email sent to all these lawmakers may not get sent to them in time to stop their personal information from getting disseminated. It's not just these representatives' lives that are being recklessly endangered but also that of their families.

Hopefully, despite their legislative workload, more than a few of these Congressmen will contact the pertinent authorities. I'm just sorry that I didn't think of this earlier. I hope we're not too late. You know who is smart enough to not post such info on his blog thereby violating the TOS and will post this personal info on a news group.

Remember: All it takes if one committed individual, people. Please help me look up these email addresses, phone and fax numbers, whatever we can get to warn them. The more people who send me email addresses & etc., the fewer I have to look up and the sooner we can warn them. I will start with the top of the list of congressmen who voted aye on the stimulus bill (on the website linked to above.). I'd appreciate it if you all who can generously give of your time and energy would start on the bottom so I don't waste time looking up public info I don't have to.

In the meantime, I'll also be looking up phone numbers and email addresses within New Jersey so I can help get this animal picked up.


At February 18, 2009 at 6:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not just inform the Capital
Police about this? I'm sure they
have the ability to send out mass
email to all Senators; Congressman
and aides. It's their job to secure the Capital and those in it.

At February 18, 2009 at 6:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the link to the Capital
Police. Says they can receive
information 24 hrs a day.

At February 18, 2009 at 6:49 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

I thought of that but I'm not sure if they'd have jurisdiction. After all, this is DC Capitol Police and Turner's in North Bergen, NJ.

Still, thanks for the URL. I've sent them an email.

So far, I'm already up to the E's on the list.

At February 18, 2009 at 7:01 PM, Blogger Bukko Boomeranger said...

The point you make about Testicle Turner threatening to send people to your address is another reasons I'm glad I'm where I am. I can be outspoken and reveal bits about my real life on teh Internets tubez because I feel invulnerable, being here at the end of the universe.

I have never had anyone threaten me personally, aside from someone on an Americans in Australia web group who sent me something cut-n-pasted from the phone directory listing the numbers of two people in Melbourne who have the same name as me. I piss off some people there with my snark against Bush'it and the failings of America. I assume it was someone from that Americans in Oz list -- there was no name, just a Hotmail account on the e-mail return addy, and no message. How is it supposed to intimidate me or send me a message of there IS no message? Further proof that these right-wing jackasses can't think for shit.

Anyway JP, I don't know much about you, but in light of some of the things you've communicated to MB about your Navy service and gun lust, I get the impression you can take care of yourself. Plus, I reckon people like the wankers who loves them some Testicle-man are the stereotypical Cheetoh-stained fat boys in their momma's basements. They don't do anything, just whine about it on the Internet. Kinda like me, although I don't have a basement, and I prefer cashew nuts to Cheetohs.

At February 18, 2009 at 7:08 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...


There was a notable instance in which Hal claimed that could reach one of the hackers who lived "down under" (he wouldn't be any more specific than that).

He promised to send neonazis there, too and soon produced a picture of a kid bleeding from his head

Turns out, Hal picked a random picture of some kid off the 'net that was taken during an amateur wrestling competition in Aussie.

When the fraud was revealed, Turner took it off his site immediately. As have so many other pictures and blog posts that he claims are protected by law.

At February 18, 2009 at 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh, I don't really believe any of these douchebags will get off their couches and cross the line between talking and acting...but I'm not 100% sure, and that's what keeps me up at nights. All it takes is one...

Anyway, sorry JP I gotta save an ecosystem tonight, but I'll try to do some research for you tomorrow if you're not caught up and I'm not too busy at work. Can you please keep posting about how much info you've got/are still lacking so we know where to pitch in?

I'm just sick and tired of this. It seems like these assholes have been stinking up my world forever, and I want to help make them go away. I was proud of Holder today. It's time for America to recognize its slimy underbelly and deal with it.

At February 19, 2009 at 12:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that info on Hal's site?

So where do we send this info?

At February 19, 2009 at 12:12 AM, Blogger Bukko Boomeranger said...

Turns out, Hal picked a random picture of some kid off the 'net that was taken during an amateur wrestling competition in Aussie.

To rework the old saying, "All crap and no battle!"

At February 19, 2009 at 12:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just emailed you the contact info for all three of my guys from Vermont.

At February 19, 2009 at 4:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know how to do it, but someone should put a picture of his rat face on his Wikipedia listing.

At February 19, 2009 at 4:51 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Holy mayonnaise, Batman! I'd better watch myself when dealing with this honorable patriot.


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