Saturday, April 3, 2010

Boolean Bozoism #18: March 15-April 3, 2010

The scary part is, all these search phrases were used to find Pottersville just in the last two and a half weeks. Thanks a million, Google.

Maybe if I stop writing about the Teabaggers, I’ll stop getting search phrases like this:
Women Praising nigger Cock on camera
big naked nigger women
nigger cocksuckers
indian women fucking niggar (I think I know who typed in this search phrase.)
bride wants to fuck nigger
naked niggers

Sure, they these guys also have an unhealthy Mandingo fixation but at least they didn’t use the “N” word:
black girl forced to fuck many white dicks
The young Nigeria gay porn with the biggest cock dick
"black boy" "biggest cock" growing
I suspect my wife is fucking black dick (So what am I, a fucking detective agency?)
why blacks are sweaty
gays black fuckerspics
black cock mother fucker you jizz

I refuse to believe that God created silicon for these miscreants:
big fucking missile crisis blogspot
ball gag in mainstream media (The safe word is “access.”)
penis captions
who is behind rush Limbaugh (Larry Craig or Ted Haggard would be my guess.)
The Republican Party: Sore Losers or Soulless Bastards (Let us pray we have the wisdom to decide which.)
"Rudolph Hess" Probe OR probed OR accusation OR arrest OR arrested OR accused OR convicted OR charged OR indicted OR alleged OR allegation OR suspect OR suspected OR corrupt OR corruption OR crime OR criminal OR illegal OR scam OR scandal OR bribe OR b (Now, that’s what I call covering all your bases.)
toll girl fuck (Gee, think of all the quarters I could’ve saved…)
sex of islamic woman being fucked on the road by hard arabian cock
wife fucking to pay the bills
Castro fucks a stripper gay
you jizz my dog fucks my wife. Free (That’s a crime! In this economic climate, your dog ought to be charging you to fuck your wife!)
jizzhut mom boobs fighting sex
Big Titted Japanese Gets Drilled Hard
dicked boy fucked blogspot
black poo
kill the corporate investor parasites wall street fuck die murderers evil soulless psychopaths (OK, I was thinking more along the lines of increased Congressional oversight but thanks for showing your concern…)
corpulation-gay sex
smallboy and healthy lady live jizzhut
jurassic pork streaming (God, I hope they weren’t looking for videos of me pissing.)
you porn terror fuck woman in mountain (Let’s not make a mountain out of a hill cave.)
i fucked my daughter-in-law and got her pregnant

Then there are those of the conservative persuasion who muse aloud:
10 reasons why liberals are stupid
kill liberals
cia holds Kucinich by his heals from air force one
robinhood has gone too far this time obama

Lord only knows what these poor, lost souls were looking for or why they were looking for…
people who were caught in a corporation's
doddered porn
how does commercial fiction end (Clue: When you have no more pages to turn.)
best military teabag
welcome freaks of cock
inflatable chairs that don't explode
How many eyes would 4,789 frogs have? (9577 if one of them was a pirate.)
quotes about welcome back to life

Get Thee to a Dictionary:
ten great conservitive books (The Oxford English Dictionary, obviously, isn’t one of them.)
sex fukig
autospy cunt
womem giving handjob video.blogspot
pliz fuk my wuite
boys show there weniers
jerman penis machine
jerman mom fuck nigger
hosbital fuck
old womem fucking
to rape big niger monster cock porno video
mad girls torchur guys peni photos
fuking woman bid bobs
elepant penis
can a 10 year old girl tolle a big penis
smol boy fuck sistar
old wife fuck with yung böyo

Sometimes I suspect that my readership would be cut in half without the fellatio-loving demographic:
walsh cocksucker
best cocksucking anywhere
dominican cock sucker
japanese cockersuckers (When they bow their heads, they mean business.)
left wing cocksuckers
cock suckers of the us formerly known as democrats
kellogg's cock suck (Please tell me Tony the Tiger isn’t involved.)
grandmoms who give blow jobs

God help us all if these websites actually exist: wemen and fucking
all porn black big
boss loves
ww youjizz dog fuck com

the scary story about pottersville (You mean aside from the lunatics who wrote these search phrases?)


At April 3, 2010 at 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure somebody must have asked this already, but by posting these searches as content on your site (not that I don't enjoy it) don't you just guarantee more of the same?

At April 3, 2010 at 6:52 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Yeah, Bukko brought that up sometime last year. But I just love to share the lunacy. Look at it this way:

I get vicarious pleasure out of attracting these sickos thinking they're gonna get yellowbone porn and so forth only to find out their searches not only lead to a dead end but also are being lampooned (inspiring, no doubt, the occasional search phrase "fuck jurassicpork.").


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