Monday, April 5, 2010

How Was Your Easter?

So some guy rose from the dead. Big deal. I do that every morning but you don't see me getting chocolates and a basket full of goodies.

This is Gavin's custom-made but now disassembled Easter basket stuffed with cars, planes, Elmo-themed stuff, a Toy Story cell phone and a little candy. Being the typical little boy that he is, he kept saying, "Open my cars, open my planes!" So I take it the basket was a huge hit.

Later, Mrs. JP and I had a wonderful dinner of baked ham, mashed potatoes, stuffing, butternut squash, green beans and pork gravy, all accompanied with a nice 2007 Riesling Spätlese (or "late harvest") white wine, perhaps the best wine in the world to have with a ham (it offsets the saltiness). All in all, a pretty nice day.

So what did you guys have for dinner?


At April 5, 2010 at 3:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you robert. take Gavin's picture down now. you don't have either of his parents' permission to buy him gifts or take pictures of him or see him at all. you shouldn't even know what he looks like. HE IS IN NO WAY RELATED TO YOU OR EVER EVER EVER EVER WILL BE. once the easter basket you got him arrives at my house, ill throw it through your fuckin window. you got it? stop pestering Gavin's family at work and delete everyone's numbers from your phone. Nobody likes you. NOBODY. everyone thinks your a creepy old self-absorbed man with nothing on his mind but politics and red sox. oh and the residents of 13 stowe court (and everyone related to them). Get the fuck over it bobby craw. you never have permission to see gavin and never will. that includes photographs. And you DO NOT have any right to get him gifts on holidays. He will never get your presents. and if he does, they will be unwrapped and re-wrapped by the time he gets them, with a new name in the "from:" slot. So fuck you. You think getting him gifts will please you? go ahead, spend all of "mrs. JP's" money on presents for gavin, he will never know they were from you. He will never even hear your name. thats a promise.

At April 5, 2010 at 4:06 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Well, I guess you didn't have a good Easter.

Look, the closest thing Pottersville has to an editor is me. Neither you nor anyone else determines the content.

And for you to threaten to take away a little two year-old boy's Easter basket that he plainly loves just to be a vindictive asswipe says more about you than anything I could say or do.

The picture stays up. Now stop stalking me online or I will call the Attorney General's Office and sue the appropriate people for online stalking.

If having dinner where Gavin's aunt works and giving her a 20% tip and buying her dessert qualifies as "pestering" then what you're doing now is plain harassment.

And you just gave out Ingrid's address, which is something even I never did.

Have a nice day. I'm going out now and enjoying the sunshine. I suggest you do the same while you can.

At April 5, 2010 at 5:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

stay classy, anonymous. btw, threats of violence may not be the best idea
you've ever had, whoever you are.
robert's relationship with Gavin should not have had to change just because the one with Ingrid did. good job giving out her address too.

Mrs. JP

At April 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM, Blogger Firestarter5 said...

"Nobody likes you. NOBODY."

I like JP. Always have. In fact, I think JP and Pottersville may have been the first link on my blog, for what it's worth.

I'm glad to know JP had a good day.

By the way, try to rent the movie "My Name Is Nobody" with Peter Fonda and Terrence Hill. It's a classic.

At April 5, 2010 at 6:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like JP too. And whoever is this
foul mouthed Anonymous person ?
Are you (anonymous) going to always
repackage everything in Gavin's life? I'm sure he will grow up
in a bubble then. Maybe someone should keep you away from Gavin!

At April 6, 2010 at 11:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make it 3 that like JP

At April 6, 2010 at 7:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh hell,add me to the list of those that like JP as well.....

Btw,some of the word verification words are a bit hard to decipher.

At April 7, 2010 at 1:35 PM, Anonymous mandt said...

OMG! You're the dude who had hasenpheffer for dinner on Easter!

At April 11, 2010 at 12:03 AM, Blogger Juan Moment said...

I rarely comment, JP's words generally sum things up nicely, but just as a quick note to anon#1, to me it seems you are not doing Gavin a favor with your overly protective behavior. Quite the opposite, your aggressive and tell all comments will still be visible in 5 or 10 years time, for the boy to discover who lied to him for all those years. Be honest with the boy, two year olds do understand, and don't make him the meat in your fall out with JP sandwich, Gavin deserves better.


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