Thursday, May 5, 2011

"Hey, What About Me?"

Does it really surprise you to hear that Bush would come out with something like this in the wake of bin Laden's assassination at the hands of Navy SEALs?
George W. Bush won't be at Ground Zero with President Obama Thursday in part because he feels his team is getting short shrift in the decade-long manhunt for Osama Bin Laden.

Yep, you read that right. Bush is trying to claim credit for Obama taking out the head of al Qaeda whose own brother Salem was largely responsible for turning around his personal fortunes as well as that of his family. Fucking A, why not give him credit? And while we're at it, let's also credit Herbert Hoover for pulling us out of the Great Depression.

That would be the same Bush who'd said just six months after September 11th, "I really just don't spend that much time on him."

That would be the same guy who also just didn't spend that much time listening to what the outgoing Clinton administration and holdover Richard Clarke tried to tell him about the al Qaeda network.

That would be the same guy who let him get airlifted out of Tora Bora.

That would be the same guy who told French special forces who had bin Laden in their sights to stand down.

Now this putz is acting like he should be allowed to run the victory lap instead of, you know, the Kenyan Muslim who actually did get him. Despite the fact that the president is going out of his way to not brag about it.

No matter how old Bush gets he will always have the puerile mentality of an eight year-old, stamping his feet when he doesn't get his way and pettily trying to claim credit for something that's a benefit to all humanity.

And Bush snubbing Obama for his own perceived snub shows that this prima donna will always be the immature little Caesar living in Daddy's own short, slender shadow.


At May 5, 2011 at 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's W's Fing lapel flag? O' Bummer's wearing it as the (BS) Bush Surrogate White House-servant, Chicken GEORGE III. Poppy and BJs (Bush Juniors) will soon be sporting Paraguayan flags on their lapels!

At May 5, 2011 at 4:53 PM, Anonymous Nameless reader said...

JP, did you find another unencrypted Internetwork? Or get a job at a coffee shop where you can wifirelessly blog? All of a sudden you (and Flanigan) are at it hammer 'n' tongs again.

At May 5, 2011 at 7:06 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Ssh! Don't wanna say it out loud or it may disappear.

At May 5, 2011 at 9:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous, you're not supposed to know about that paraguayan thing . . .

At May 5, 2011 at 10:38 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

"Beulah, peel me a coconut. Mach schnell!"

At May 6, 2011 at 7:28 AM, Anonymous Regretful Obama voter said...

I usedta think that Bush'it would have to resume his alcoholism upon exiting the White House, so that he could be fully brain-damaged by the time Obama got him into the dock for a crimes against humanity prosecution. I never would have imagined that Hopey would let the little bastard get off as scot-free as he did. I wish I believed in Hell, so that I'd know that the Bush Crime Family would get some kind of punishment for their evil deeds, but as a man of science, I am sure they will face no retribution of any sort. Fuck your wimpy asses, Obama and Holder.

At May 8, 2011 at 2:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wimpy??? Dude, can't you tell when a politician is bought and paid for? Other than Bernie Franks, or Barney, or whatever that Vermont guy is called, they all can be bought; some have higher price tags. But the Supremes' Citizen United judgment took care of that disparity. There is only one rule to remember:
"Our American way of life Is not negotiable."
----President Cheney


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