Saturday, June 30, 2012

Sarah Palin: America's Most Beloved Cunt


Somewhere between tweets claiming that the Mayans were right and we're doooooomed, Damn you, Obama, damn you to Hell!, Sarah Palin had time to swallow a handful of the world's last stash of Quaaludes and stagger onto Sean Hannity's Fox soundstage and say (Projection anyone?) that "Nancy Pelosi is a dingbat."

Driftglass's podcast with his wife Bluegal yesterday doesn't do justice to the sheer, spiteful head cheerleader cuntiness that's characterized Sarah Palin since she was stepping in dog shit reporting on the Iditarod for some obscure Alaskan TV station.

Essentially, she's sneering at all the poor Americans who, despite all the Affordable Care Act's massive, corporate-friendly flaws, will nonetheless have access to, yes, affordable health care. Palin's obviously of the school of thought that says, "I got mine, so the rest of you can go fuck yourselves, peasants, and give me back that cake. You don't deserve that, either."

No doubt right about now, Palin is cheering on Bobby "Honorary Redneck" Jindal's promise to disobey federal law that was recently upheld by the Supreme Court as constitutional and refusing to allow ObamaCare into Louisiana. It's a childish temper tantrum rooted in a complete ignorance or contempt for federal law that made possible Jindal defunding, along with Tim Pawlenty, ACORN, even though neither Louisiana nor Minnesota ever gave state funds to ACORN.

Sarah Palin is the standard bearer for the Idiocracy avante garde, someone who sneers at progress and those who represent it, is short on facts and is therefore chased by publishers and literary agents who cream their pants thinking of putting her noxious brand name on ghost-written books because she's on the same wave length as the worst of us.

(And, yes, I do realize that my resorting to name-calling would appear to make me descend to her mudpit level. But then again, I wasn't a state governor, Vice Presidential candidate or someone who appears on national TV on a regular basis. I am not a public figure, ergo I can say whatever I want in my own place and the immoral equivalency doesn't make Sarah Palin any less of a cunt.)

3 Comments:

At June 30, 2012 at 9:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn....all the while I thought Mrs.JP was americas most beloved cunt....go figure.

 
At June 30, 2012 at 10:50 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Oh, the first one? She's not all that beloved, trust me.

 
At June 30, 2012 at 11:54 PM, Blogger prosey said...

I'd like her to name one of those Democrats she claims she knows who're embarrassed by this. She has gay friends, she has black friends, she has nonreligious friends...yet not one actual lifelong friend who'll speak for her... I'm sure there ARE Dems who're embarrassed by this ruling (my own dad is a *former* Dem, from the 2nd-to-most recent crossover), so yeah, I'll own up first. But she's a public figure, like you pointed out. My thought to that lying diseased cum-crusted cunt? Back your shit up, or continue to be an irrelevant, laughingstock representative of the Idiocracy Flock of Ewes that bleats your name like a fascist mantra.

And to Anonymous? Ball up, dickwad. Only Mr. JP has the authority to call that shit out. Have the decency to show your username if you're going to attempt to be that lowbrow brand of clever.

 

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