Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Good Times at Gotham City, 2/14/17


At February 14, 2017 at 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You certainly wouldn't know anything about people losing their jobs because of indiscreet communication of sensitive information now, would you?

At February 14, 2017 at 3:25 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

And you certainly wouldn't know anything about "goodbye forever," eh, Cheesedick? But, please, keep supplying me with evidence.

At February 14, 2017 at 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever you say, sweetums. Happy Valentine's Day.

At February 14, 2017 at 4:16 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Definition of a stalker: Someone who'd rather spend Valentine's Day posting nasty comments on a stranger's blog than with his bride. Do you have even an inkling of how much of a loser you are, Chadwick? Right, right back at you. Happy V Day to you and your gold digger wife.

At February 14, 2017 at 5:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God, you're a bore. Fiona wants me to remind you that you can have me or my hair. Sorry, man.

At February 14, 2017 at 7:17 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Oh, a tag team! Cool! Is that part of Fiona's new Becky Lynch strategy to help keep your interest? What's next? You teaching her how to do a full Nelson during your sex role play games?

At February 15, 2017 at 12:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sick burn, yo. I yield to your masterful art of the tired, worn out, repetitive and ridiculous insult.

At February 15, 2017 at 1:56 PM, Anonymous Basement Dweller 22 said...

Why do you even publish this guy's comments?

At February 15, 2017 at 2:16 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...


For the longest time, I deleted them unread. Then I got smarter. And so he doesn't cravenly delete them, as he did last month, I take screen shots of the entire comment page.

No doubt, he'll be back later to sneer at this comment and repeat himself with something like, "Yeah, good luck with that, pal," or some unimaginative comeback. Then that will also go up.

At February 15, 2017 at 2:27 PM, Anonymous Basement Dweller 22 said...

Evidence of what and for who?

At February 15, 2017 at 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put up whatever you like, sir. Nobody will listen. Nobody cares.

At February 15, 2017 at 3:14 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Basement Dweller 22: See what I mean? I know what this prick's going to do even before he knows what he's going to do.

In answer to your questions, evidence of cyberstalking and harassment, which has been going on for over two and a half years. Which I'm sending to his employer, specifically his CEO. It doesn't matter if it proves to be efficacious or not. At least it'll be documented. With two of his former coworkers having already lodged complaints about him, this is the start of consensus. See, I've been stockpiling information on this loser piece of right wing shit for months and keeping it from my readers because, frankly, people are tired of hearing about this needless war going on between Jailbird Joe Chadwick and me. But the plain fact is, this con man grifter signed a six figure contract nine months ago and in all that time, he hasn't produced one project they can take to market because he's too lazy to work on the one project with which he's been tasked while giving them a pet project they can't publish because of Amazon's reasons for keeping it off the US market: copyright infringement. The same copyright infringement that got a previous version of his shitty cartoon book pulled off three online vendors (including Amazon).

Maybe eventually, they'll begin to question the wisdom of hiring a con man then signing him to a four year contract extension a couple of months ago with a raise.

At February 15, 2017 at 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really are beyond clueless. I love it.

At February 15, 2017 at 3:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And how am I a conman, I wanna hear your insane reasoning for that one.

At February 18, 2017 at 2:21 PM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

Great cartoon, JP.

My favorite line, that made me laugh, was Spicer's "Leave me alone! Why do you people keep stalking me!"

At February 18, 2017 at 4:00 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

That line was inspired by real life events. (See above.)


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