Sunday, July 28, 2019

Gotham City Digest

(45 es un titere.)

     Typical. Just hours after Mueller warned the Russians were hacking into our elections even as we speak, Republicans said. "Dear God, we mustn't do anything to stop them!" Republican scum are in bed with Putin. There's no two ways about it.

     Standing before the fake seal, the fake president said the Constitution lets him do whatever he wants. Oh, is that so? Then tell us why the Constitution allows Congress to impeach presidents.

     Seriously, MN-5? This really is the best Republican you could field? If crime's gone up in Minneapolis by 80%, it's because of this right wing lunatic. Alright, let's git 'er done.

     Beacon Hill finally banned child marriage. Good job, guys, but what the hell took you so long? The majority of girls as young as 14 were married to grown men. In other words, they married pedophiles. And evangelical nut jobs say gay people make a mockery of marriage.

     Oh, good show, old chaps. Boris has been Prime Minister for less than a week and he's already getting investigated for improper emails.

     She could have used her rank to dress down the racists and misogynists in this group. Instead, she merely dropped out when it was expedient.

     It's all about the Benjamin, baby.

     Gay people are made when pregnant women have anal sex, huh? Anyone want to take a stab at how fundie religious leaders are conceived?

     This was the day after he shot someone. He proposed shooting up the University of Tulsa to “drive the far left crazy.”
      Drive us crazy.

     This reminds me of the story of Trump walking into the dressing room at the Miss Teen USA pageant under the pretext of... I dunno what his pretext was. It doesn't matter. But these are the tricks that dirty old men pull because they can't legitimately get laid.

     Do these thug tactics really surprise anyone?

     Looks like Pete Hogsbreath's at it again. "Who are you going to believe? Me or our lying polls?!"

     Wax dummy. Yes, I went with the obvious insult. Sue me.

     Former Miss Michigan given a job aboard the HMS Titanic.

     In case you were ever wondering what it would be like if David Lynch ever released a gospel album, wonder no more. The midget in the red suit may or not sing backwards.

     Right wing zealots rule that fascist dictator can make America safe by stealing from our national defense.

     If you're a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. And if you're an undocumented Klansman like Trump, every problem is the black guy's fault.

     I used to feel real good about scientists... until this.

     Where the fuck do these wet-legged paranoid fascists come from?

     Crazy old man shakes fist at literary agents, publishers, air conditioners.

     Jake Tapper to Mike Pence on child camps: "You’re a father, a man of faith — you can’t approve of this."
     Pence: "Yes I can."

     Oh no, this latest hare-brained scheme of Trump's is not reminiscent of the Third Reich at all.

     The sociopathic, distant disdain with which Trump had treated Nadia Murad, last year's co-winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, is pretty typical of what one can expect from a misogynist and rapist and sexual assaulter of countless women, someone who shamelessly pals around with other rapists, whorewongers, child molesters and purveyors of kiddie porn.

     "He is aiding and abetting [Russian President] Vladimir Putin's ongoing attempts to subvert American democracy, according to the Republican FBI, CIA, DNI, intel committee. All Republicans are all saying Russia is subverting American democracy and #MoscowMitch won't even let the Senate take a vote on it. That is un-American." - former Republican congressman Joe Scarborough on Morning Joe, 7/26/19

     Typically, the Undocumented Klansman in Chief just went after another black congressman. So there was never crime in Jamaica, Queens? No rats? How about Mar-a-Lago? Your son in law's properties in Baltimore? Yeah, LET'S talk about Baltimore.

     Really, Donnie Dumbo? Tariffs on French wine, now?

     Lucian Truscott IV is very right here.

     First Oregon Republicans now this. How many Republican scumbags have to become fugitives of justice before their voters realize they're voting for criminals?

      Trump doesn't appoint officials- He contracts assassins.

     Flint can now take Uncle Sam to court. Let the games begin.

     Headline: "Mitch McConnell is a Russian Asset." Sometimes you've just gotta spit it out and not mince words.

     Aaaand the Baltimore Sun's editorial board sticks the landing!

     Sometimes, the optics mean nothing.

     Hm. Forced relocations. Mass purges. Not reminiscent of the 3rd Reich AT ALL.

     Instagram purged over 30 money-making accounts without warning, explanation or providing an appellate process. Because Markie Mark's the only one in Facebook Land who's allowed to make money, doncha know?

     Don't ever let anyone tell you this is a conspiracy theory. And if they do, challenge them with this former insider's account.

     Humans have killed 83% of mammals and half of all plant life even though we make up just 0.01% of the planet's biomass. We are an especially pernicious little virus, are we not?

     Coming up on FOX AND FRAUDS after the break: "He's famous and I thought, 'He's not going to ruin his entire reputation.' Obviously, in hindsight, I feel like such an idiot."

     Meanwhile, Senator Skeletor becomes disarticulated on the Sunday talking skull circuit.

     Right wingers are getting their marching orders from someone's email account and I think it might be Mulvaney's. Time and again, today especially, whenever media figures try to put these Republicans' cloven hooves to the fire about Trump's attacks on Chairman Cummings, they do the exact same thing: Deflect and distract. Not only that, they distract in exactly the same way and with the same topics: The border, immigration, all of which is predicated on Trump's racism. Ergo, the Republican Party is so steeped in virulent racism that the only way they can distract from Trump's racist attacks on Cummings is to mention an immigration policy also based on racism. Why the media aren't calling them on this is anyone's guess.

     Massa breaks out the bullwhip again late last night and again this morning.

     The dark side of public education. And finally...

     Poor little Marco. He really, desperately wants to be an honorary white man.


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