Monday, July 6, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(It's easier to see how we got out of the 19th century than how we got out of the 20th.)

     On July 4th, heavily-armed black militants marched on Stone Mountain in Georgia.

     Kanya West just threw his MAGA hat in the ring. Have we hit peak assclownery, yet?

   So, I assume we're supposed to get this hurricane season's enhanced cones of uncertainty from Melania's dress?

     here's something racist about Mary.

    Remember Heather Heyer in Charlottesville in 2017? The same damned thing just happened in Seattle last night.

     Your Karen o' the day.

     Your Brad and Karen o' the day.

    So, now we have the Oregon Staties flashing the white power sign at a Proud Boy and then hugging him. But please, let's just keep pretending there's no racism in policing.

    To lame duck Sen. Joni Ernst, slavery was just a "blemish."

    At last, a logical reason for how Ron DeSantis got elected governor of Florida.

    Your co-Karen o' the day. Actually, she may be the Karen o' the Year. Make you sure you check out the sequel.

    You DO realize that the Arizona QAnon psychopath with the $40,000 Rolex still has you beat in the Painting With Your Own Fecal Matter Department, right? Better step it up. (Hint: If you play the Beatles' "Strawberry Fields" backwards, you'll get a recipe for hash brownies.)

    Winston Smith lives. Are they doing this to protect Trump or because he's now officially an unperson?

      Should someone tell Trump or is it up to me again?

     And in that vein, here's your meme intermission.

     From the nation that brought you coronavirus, it's the bubonic plague! Sure, it's 2020. Why the fuck not?     

     Your co-Karen o' the day. Karen got shitcanned the next day. Don't be like Karen.

     RNC mouthpiece: Joe Biden. "Radical left Socialism." Yeah, she'll wind up in the bunker come November 4th. 🤣🤣🤣

     "The chair of the Clark County Council responded to the criticism after the sheriff ordered the stickers removed by saying that she doesn’t believe systemic racism exists in the community."

      Your co-Karen o' the day. Meet Park Ranger Karen.

     Like I keep saying, the south will never rise again unless a big enough meth lab blows up. Take these Jimmy John idiots in Georgia who made a noose out of bread dough, taped it, put it on social media and immediately got fired. Let's keep in mind Jimmy John is a huge Trump supporter.

     Well, so much for that right wing extra-scientific theory...

     We all knew this pipeline was illegal, especially the water protectors. This is a HUGE win for the environmental movement.

      Misdemeanor charges for Amy Cooper? That's it? She obviously called the police hoping they'd kill the scary black man who told her to leash her dog. We may be making headway against racism, but as long as Cyrus Vance's office continues to extend white privilege, the struggle will never end.

      These "people" obviously have no respect for human life.

      Sure, Kanye, you can still win after missing the ballot deadline in nine states, you fucking idiot.

     Lobbyists and law firms linked to Trump scored some major PPP swag at the expense of the US taxpayer. So, about the draining of that swamp...

      Apparently, not everyone got the lesson plan that stated we're a post-racial society.

     Simon & Schuster is launching Mary Trump's book two weeks earlier than previously announced. Don't forget, she's a psychologist who doesn't give a fuck about the Goldwater Rule.

     "Don't cwoss me. I'm a big, mean chickenhawk!" Not only was this asshole never in the SEALs, not only was he never in the Navy, he was never even in the military.

      Gee, a skinheaded white cop kneeling on a black man's neck. We've never seen THAT before.

     "The congregation member, who volunteered with youth and children at the Bay area megachurch and in the community, had been experiencing 'an unwanted thought pattern of attraction to minors' and needed the pastor’s support."
      Boy, did he ever get it.

     OK, why isn't this murderous QAnon conspiracy theorist in jail on murder charges?

   There are just some headlines that never should be printed. Alan Dershowitz going to a nude beach, ever, is one of them. And finally...

     In Penceville, a black man narrowly avoided being lynched by white people. Yes, they actually said, "Get a noose!"

1 Comments:

At July 8, 2020 at 1:26 AM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

I like the photo of the modern Roman soldiers posing with their recently executed Jesus.
What's so fucked up is they think he's on their side!

 

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