Sunday, January 10, 2021

The 50 Stupidest Things Ever Said by "President" Trump

    The end or the beginning of every year necessarily invites retrospectives. People we've lost in a given year, most important news items, etc. Yet, since Donald Trump's first and only term as Russia's vice president is coming to a close and as he's gotten his Twitter account permanently deleted and his idiocy is now mercifully sealed off from the rest of the world, it's time for a retrospective of 50 of the very dumbest things Donald Trump has ever said since getting elected by Vlad Putin.
     Keep in mind this was physically painful. Yes, physically, as in trying desperately to score morphine painful.
1) "If this turns out as everyone thinks it will, Devin Nunes should get the Medal of Honor."
2) "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke them? They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?"
3) "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"
4) “Right now, a number of state laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
5) “And they say the noise causes cancer. You told me that one, OK.” Trump on windmills.
7) "I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
8) Then again, five months later at a NATO summit. And then again in front of the Finnish president.
9) Thought Nepal and Bhutan were pronounced "nipple" and "button" and were part of India.
11) "Democrats can't find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey's testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion." -12/10/2018
12) ""Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way." April 23, 2020
13) "Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?" Ibid
14) "You take a solid flu vaccine — you don’t think that would have an impact or much of an impact on corona?” -March 2, 2020
15) “I was with the president of Finland and he said: ‘We have, much different, we are a forest nation.’ He called it a forest nation. And they spend a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things, and they don’t have any problem.” -12/18/18
16) “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory.” -July 4, 2019
17) “I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals – they were like from a movie, better looking than Tom Cruise and stronger – and I had more generals than I’ve ever seen.” January 2, 2019
18) “When during the campaign I would say, ‘Mexico’s going to pay for it,’ obviously I never said this and I never meant they’re going to write out a check.” January 10, 2019
19) “The buck stops with everybody.” Ibid
20) "I just wish her well, frankly.” Trump on Ghislaine Maxwell, right after she was arrested and charged with child sex trafficking.
21) "I’d say that you are a terrible reporter, that's what I’d say!" Trump to NBC's Peter Alexander when asked what he'd say to Americans who are scared about the pandemic, 3/19/20
22) “How about the word ‘caravan?’ Caravan? I think that was one of mine.” February 11, 2019
23) “Yeah, Obama had a dog. You’re right. Both parties should come together to finally create a safe and lawful system of immigration.” El Paso, 2/11/19
24) “But I found some very old laws from when our country was rich – really rich. The old tariff laws – we had to dust them off; you could hardly see, they were so dusty.” March 2, 2019, CPAC
25) “Nobody has been tougher, nobody, on Russia than me." -To Sean Handjob, 3/27/19

26) “That’s Puerto Rico and they don’t like me... And I think that the people of Puerto Rico are very grateful to Donald Trump for what we’ve done for them.” -May 8, 2019
27) “In London you have stabbings all over. I read an article where everybody’s being stabbed. They said your hospital is a sea of blood all over the floors.” -June 4, 2019, to Piers Morgan
28) "He knew what he signed up for." Trump to La David Johnson's widow minutes after she retrieved her husband's remains, October, 2017
29) "Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” November 11.2018, the 100th anniversary of the World War One Armistice.
30) “I don’t get it. What was in it for them?” To John Kelly over his son's grave, Memorial Day 2017.
31) “Nobody’s ever been treated badly like me. Although they do say Abraham Lincoln was treated really badly. I must say that’s the one. If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly.” On ABC, June 16, 2019
32) “I’ll say it with great respect, No. 1, she’s not my type.” -Trump on E Jean Sims, the columnist who has credibly accused Trump of rape, June 24, 2019
33) "Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came.” -On US Reps Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rashida Tlaib, the last three of whom were born in the US, July 15, 2019
34) “I was a good builder. I built good. I loved building.” -August 13, 2019
35) "Please, sir, please stop winning.” Ibid
36) “Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time." August 20, 2019
37) “Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.” -February 1, 2017
38) "Brand new missiles and rockets, hypersonic missiles. We have hypersonic and hydrosonic. You know what hydrosonic is? Water." Valdosta, Georgia, December 5, 2020
39) “I hate taking these people. I guarantee you they are bad. That is why they are in prison right now. They are not going to be wonderful people who go on to work for the local milk people.” Trump to then Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull, August, 2017
40) "We fell in love." Trump on Kim Jong Un, February 2019.
41) "I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!" The year before.
43) "I don’t know him, no." Trump on Prince Andrew, December, 2019
44) "I assumed the ratings would be far higher than they would be normally.  You know the hurricane was just starting, and I put it out that I had pardoned, as we say, Sheriff Joe." August 28, 2017
45) "(A)ny money spent on building the Great Wall (for sake of speed), will be paid back by Mexico later!” -January 2017.
46) “When — during the campaign, I would say, 'Mexico is going to pay for it.' Obviously, I never said this and I never meant they’re going to write out a check. I said, “'They’re going to pay for it'.” -January 10, 2019
47) "I’m curious why wasn’t it done a long time ago? And also, I guess the answer to that is because now I’m president, we get things done." Trump, on why other sitting US Presidents didn't commemorate the 100th anniversary of women's suffrage, November 2, 2019.
48) "It's almost like an invisible fighter…You can’t see it. You literally can’t see it. It’s hard to fight a plane you can’t see.” -November 2017.
49) “At some point in the future, we’re going to look back and say, ‘How did we do it without space?’" -July 2, 2017
50) “I just want to find 11,780 votes..." Trump to GA Secretary of State Brad Raffensberger, January 2, 2021


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