Monday, March 22, 2021

Pottersville Digest

(We have some pretty good words, too.)
     Only a right wing nut job would name a coffee shop after a plastic explosive.
     I can't begin to tell you how sad and tragic this is. Too little attention has been paid to the COVID-19 "long haulers."
     "It would be the only state, the only state without an airport and without a car dealership and without a capital city and without a landfill!"
     There are several car dealerships in DC. Right wingers just don't want to give all those black people the right to vote and send Democrats into the Senate and House while being perfectly happy to tax them without giving them any representation.

     "You know, there's a reason Greenland was called Greenland.  It was actually green at one point in time. And it's been, you know, since, it's a whole lot whiter now so we've experienced climate change throughout geologic time."
     In other words, do as we say, not as we do. Fuck you.
     "May be culpable"? May be?!
     Fucking A. And we should start with Trump, the asshole who drew those rioters like a magnet to DC.
     "Biden aides had ties to large tech companies"? Oh, THIS was a shock to my system.

     "(DeJoy's plan is expected to propose) eliminating the use of planes for the first-class mail service to transport letters and other flat mail in the contiguous United States."
     So what's Rat Fucker Zero going to replace the planes with? Pony Express? Kevin Costner?

     God, Harris Faulkner is caustically stupid.
     So, how do Trump's most loyal followers feel about his upcoming social media empire? “Couldn’t give a rat’s ass.”
     So, while Charlie McCarthy (R-Trump's Lap) is trying to kick Eric Swallwell off the House Intel Committee, Devin Nunes (R-I Lost to a Fictional Cow) is getting samizdat from a sanctioned Russian agent. Yet he's allowed to remain the Ranking Republican on that same Intel Committee? Why?
     The rich are revolting? Seriously?
    
Well, well, wasn't THIS cozy?
     "I listened to him, but I didn't do what he said."
550,000 dead Americans later...
    
Fuckbook recently deleted 1.3 billion fake accounts then touted it as proof they're taking fraud seriously. But the exact opposite is actually true.
   
"We will never quit, we will never comply, we will never stop." We will never stop holding our breath or kicking our feet. We will fight them from the playpens, we will fight them from the ball pits, we will fight them from Chuck E. Cheese.
    
Trump didn't mention Pence in his list of "good Republicans". Because he didn't slit Pelosi's throat and hold the joint session of Congress hostage at gunpoint?
     This bullshit against Asian Americans, such as this assault in NYC, has to stop.
     The election was robbed?
Well, he would know, I guess.
   
"Trump said he'll run for President if we win back the House! If every Patriot makes their donation monthly, Republicans WIN."
     The problem is, Trump never said this. Maybe he should sue them, after all. And finally...

   
Cy Vance's criminal probe into Trump's finances just widened from a world of hurt to a universe of hurt.

1 Comments:

At March 24, 2021 at 2:10 PM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

"EDS, or "Excited Delirium Syndrome", hasn't been laughed out of every court in the land. Yet, that's the defense to which Derek Chauvin's lawyers are defaulting in trying to excuse his obvious and very public murder of George Floyd."

Meaning that his defense is that he was really excited to be able to kill a black man in broad daylight and fully expect to get away with it.

 

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