Pottersville Digest

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     Let me guess- This asshole's a Republican. When he started screaming about political motivations, I knew which party he belonged to.

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    At this rate, it seems the only instance in which Republicans will outlaw rape is if it's proven the rapists are infertile.

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     To find a more miserable ex-president, one would have to go back to the rotting corpse of Abraham Lincoln.

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     Gee, and I thought this would be more successful than Trump Water, Trump Shuttle Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump the Board Game, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Taj Mahal...

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     Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.

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     Lies. That's all these cocksuckers have... lies. No competing policy positions. Just lies.

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     Another Nazi election-denying lawsuit gets shot down.

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     Well, there goes Trump's African American.

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     Meme intermission.

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     In other words, he's a senile hoarder and a pack rat.

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     Yeah, we've heard it all before but this assessment sounds rather promising.

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     Eric Adams really is a right wing piece of shit, isn't he?

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    Guidance Counselor: The way I see it, Marsha, after high school, I see two career paths for you.

    Marsha Blackburn: What are they?

    Guidance Counselor: One is a Republican senator.

    Marsha: What's the other?

    GC: Organ donor.

    Marsha: (long pause) Which pays better? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     It's no wonder or coincidence that Russians and Chinese were constantly trying to infiltrate Mar a Lago. Who's to say these documents weren't already there while Trump was still in office?

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     "(P)rospects that Donald Trump's Truth Social will survive are growing bleak with the company that had planned to take the social media platform public now suggesting that a probable bankruptcy is on the horizon."

     That would be, what, #7? And finally...

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     More right wing rat fuckery.