Welcome Back to Pottersville: Gotham City Digest

(In one month, we've lost as many Americans to COVID19 as we did in 14 years in Vietnam.)

If you haven't gotten your stimulus check yet, it may be because you haven't filed taxes recently. This IRS page could rectify that.

OK, to any right wingers who are still embedded in my friend list like forgotten dingleberries, this graphic is satire and is not to be taken seriously.

However, if you're one of those "rugged individualists", who am I to stand in the way of your determination?

We need more of Brody the dog.

God, I hate reading articles like this.

It's not looking good for Rapey Joe.

Well, they wanted to kick Bernie off the ballot & COVID-19 gave them the perfect excuse to do it without blowback. Or so they thought.

Get this- Despite infecting herself with her idiotic protest, she's pissed off at the government for having to quarantine for two weeks. They call this karma, bitch.

First it was on. Then it was off. Then two hours later it was on again. Moe, Larry, cheese! Woo woo woo woo woo!

Everything about Trump's lumbering approach to coronavirus has been slapdash, improvised, ignorant and frenzied. Why can't everyone see this?

That would be a fitting end to this nightmarish shit show to which we've all been subjected.

Now Trump's stealing from veterans, as well as states, other countries and private companies. Al Capone would blush at this.

Drive-in theaters making a comeback? Yes! Bring them back!

I'm no exception. I know exactly what Scott Carson, Vesey Van Zant and many of my other characters sound like down to their accents.

Meme intermission.

This is why I call the south the Covid Confederacy.

This is what the UK thinks of our "president." I cringe when I hear this coming from the UK, even though it can hardly afford to talk since their last election.

"No, I don't take responsibility at all."

The latest press attack by President "We have 15 cases and soon we'll be down to close to zero."

"Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y) called McConnell’s demand for corporate immunity 'subterfuge' in an interview on MSNBC Tuesday morning, but did not rule out the proposal as part of a broader relief package."

In other words, the pro-corporate Democrat Party is once more setting itself up for a colossal cave-in just as they had with the last relief package.

Oh, good. More stuff for Trump to steal.

We've doubled the number of cases just in the last 18 days. I think we can safely conclude this virus is expanding exponentially.

Our "president" said it would disappear "like a miracle" by April.

I'm surprised Pence didn't demand to walk into an OR during surgery without a mask.

You'd think the Utah GOP would've been tipped off by the fact this startup was named, get this, "Banjo." But these are Republicans we're talking about.

What the FUCK was Michael Moore thinking in making a film that attacks climate activists? This is the kind of right wing dog shit one can expect of Douche D'Souza.

What this self-satisfied, right wing asshole neglects to mention is that before the Never Trump Republicans, REAL liberals like me (Not the fake limousine liberals who are rallying around Biden, a guy who can't even recognize his own wife, anymore) were warning you about Trump way back in 2015. He also goes on to say that Trump is going to unfairly give stereotypes to Republicans.
Bullshit. Trump capitalized on those so-called Republican stereotypes- Hidebound by ideology that's ruinous to civil liberties, the economy and, yes, even national security. Trump exploited them because he knew, as he said on the campaign trail, that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose a single vote. We saw this hidebound, goosestepping behavior from Republican scum during the Bush years, we saw them grumble during the Obama years. They will ALWAYS put party over country just as their forebears the Nazis did.

"Stereotypes"? Please. those "stereotypes" are very adequate descriptors of the Republican Party and now we're seeing the emergence of this poisonous mindset in the increasingly right wing Democrat Party. But Republicans perfected this treasonous behavior long before the Democrats adopted it in the early 90's.

Uh, isn't it a bit late to be doing this, Justin?

Now you know why vicious pricks like Kenneth Copeland and Tony Spell keep demanding that you tithe and keep going to church. It's all about the fucking collection plates.

Let God provide, you murderous assholes.

And speaking of vicious pricks, these corporations need a fist in their snouts. So, if you can at all help it, don't subsidize these businesses this Friday.

"God is larger than this dreaded virus."
Coronavirus removes glasses and rolls up sleeves...

Meat packing plants and nursing homes are the new hot spots for this virus. Guess what Donnie Dumbo wants to reopen?

      "Wait, did I win that state in 2016?"
      "No, Mr, President."
      "Fuck 'em. Send 'em thoughts and prayers."

Because that would be dangerous to Florida's tourism industry.

"Buelah, mah fainting couch, posthaste!"

So, this was Baghdad Jared on Fox & Frauds this morning talking about a success story that no one outside the West Wing can see. 26,000,000 out of work, over 1,000,000 COVID-19 cases and nearly 60,000 dead Americans. If this is a success story, I'd hate to see what they'd call a disaster.

"I told Jared that if Trump won a second term, he wouldn't have to worry about running again. And you can really help people. Jared just looked at me and said, 'I don't care about any of that,'" a New York business executive who met with Kushner at the White House last fall told Sherman. "I wanted to tell Jared, 'You don't say that part out loud — even in private.'"

But if you're a massive corporation gobbling up Small Business Association loans, please keep it with our blessings. And finally...

Fascism was actually more deeply entrenched in the United States than many realize. This formed the factual foundation for Phillip Roth's THE PLOT AGAINST AMERICA. Luckily for us, the Nazi idiots around today aren't nearly as well organized but that doesn't mean they can't or won't.