Gotham City Digest: Pyrrhic Victory edtion
(Noted terpsichore Donald J. Trump will interpret the 2020 election in dance.)
"Our opponents do not believe in science." Trump redefined projection. After this, all that remains for him to
do is accuse Biden of raping a 13 year-old girl tied down on a bed in
Jeffrey Epstein's Manhattan townhouse.
There's no right wing scum quite like Texas right wing scum.
And speaking of right wing Texas scum, these redneck goobers turned a routine trip on a Biden bus into the finale of THE ROAD WARRIOR. Fuckface Von Clownstick glorified this at his fourth Nazi rally that day.
This is exactly what a dictator would do. And this is exactly what he'd done.
Oh, speaking of the Biden campaign bus that was nearly run off the highway in Texas- You have this greaseball hobo to thank for it.
"Thanks for voting for me. Now I'm going to slowly kill you."
What Pete Sessions tried to pull doesn't surprise me nearly as much as Lev Parnass's son getting a book deal.
Sir Sean has gone to that big baccarat table in the sky. Typically, Trump chose to publicize that Connery helped him build his golf course in Scotland. Ironically, Connery spent decades playing a character who fought megalomaniacs like Trump.
Yes, they lack such self-awareness, they were actually playing the theme song from TITANIC for Trump.
This is the absolute perfect metaphor for the Trump administration- Piss poor prior planning with the United States falling down around his ears. Maybe he's not so good at infrastructure, after all.
“The mere presence of an attorney on an email chain amongst an organization’s employees does not trigger the cloak of attorney-client privilege. Moreover, a client waives the privilege if communications are made in the presence of a third party.”
There's no right wing scum quite like Texas right wing scum.
And speaking of right wing Texas scum, these redneck goobers turned a routine trip on a Biden bus into the finale of THE ROAD WARRIOR. Fuckface Von Clownstick glorified this at his fourth Nazi rally that day.
This is exactly what a dictator would do. And this is exactly what he'd done.
Oh, speaking of the Biden campaign bus that was nearly run off the highway in Texas- You have this greaseball hobo to thank for it.
"Thanks for voting for me. Now I'm going to slowly kill you."
What Pete Sessions tried to pull doesn't surprise me nearly as much as Lev Parnass's son getting a book deal.
Sir Sean has gone to that big baccarat table in the sky. Typically, Trump chose to publicize that Connery helped him build his golf course in Scotland. Ironically, Connery spent decades playing a character who fought megalomaniacs like Trump.
Yes, they lack such self-awareness, they were actually playing the theme song from TITANIC for Trump.
This is the absolute perfect metaphor for the Trump administration- Piss poor prior planning with the United States falling down around his ears. Maybe he's not so good at infrastructure, after all.
“The mere presence of an attorney on an email chain amongst an organization’s employees does not trigger the cloak of attorney-client privilege. Moreover, a client waives the privilege if communications are made in the presence of a third party.”
Nice try, Chuckles. Play again.
Sometimes you really have to love social media and its empowering us to make lightning-fast zingers to a wide audience.
Once again, white victimhood & white grievance make up 100% of the platform of the GOP.
Only the Republican Party would be stupid enough to sink $700,000 into the campaign of a neo Nazi who literally said, “I definitely am running against the Republican Party.” Well, the crippled Nazi frat boy won. Let them deal with him.
Guess he should've prayed harder.
Your Brad & Karen o' the day: Uncle Tom and Aunt Thomasina edition.
Your co-Karens o' the day: Stolen victimhood edition.
You'd think a former acting DNI would and could distinguish between fake news and real news. But this is right wing organ donor Richard Grenell we're talking about.
I predicted Trump would do this. He's like that Will Ferrell character on SNL who kept running attack ads against his opponent even after he won. Trump's going to do this even after he loses. It'll be a grievance tour in which he'll exhort his followers to stop mail in ballots from being counted.
Note they didn't mention the gunshots or Trump lunatics trying to run people over. This is just the beginning.
Of course there were no arrests because WHITE. If BLM had done this, it would have been a bloodbath.
Trump's army of poll watchers looked more like a disorganized street gang.
Typically, Uncle Thomas was the only dissent in the 7-1 ruling. Once again, Amy Coney Barrett chose not to get involved. This was the woman the Senate GOP broke every rule to shoehorn onto the SCOTUS?
Meme intermission.
Dr. Birx desperately tries to hang on to whatever shred of medical credibility she has left after being used as a rodeo clown by the coronavirus task force and this rolling dumpster fire of an administration these past several months.
“On a trip to Florida last week, several aides told the president that winning the Electoral College was a certainty, a prognosis not supported by Republican or Democratic polling, according to people familiar with the conversation.”
Sometimes you really have to love social media and its empowering us to make lightning-fast zingers to a wide audience.
Once again, white victimhood & white grievance make up 100% of the platform of the GOP.
Only the Republican Party would be stupid enough to sink $700,000 into the campaign of a neo Nazi who literally said, “I definitely am running against the Republican Party.” Well, the crippled Nazi frat boy won. Let them deal with him.
Guess he should've prayed harder.
Your Brad & Karen o' the day: Uncle Tom and Aunt Thomasina edition.
Your co-Karens o' the day: Stolen victimhood edition.
You'd think a former acting DNI would and could distinguish between fake news and real news. But this is right wing organ donor Richard Grenell we're talking about.
I predicted Trump would do this. He's like that Will Ferrell character on SNL who kept running attack ads against his opponent even after he won. Trump's going to do this even after he loses. It'll be a grievance tour in which he'll exhort his followers to stop mail in ballots from being counted.
Note they didn't mention the gunshots or Trump lunatics trying to run people over. This is just the beginning.
Of course there were no arrests because WHITE. If BLM had done this, it would have been a bloodbath.
Trump's army of poll watchers looked more like a disorganized street gang.
Typically, Uncle Thomas was the only dissent in the 7-1 ruling. Once again, Amy Coney Barrett chose not to get involved. This was the woman the Senate GOP broke every rule to shoehorn onto the SCOTUS?
Dr. Birx desperately tries to hang on to whatever shred of medical credibility she has left after being used as a rodeo clown by the coronavirus task force and this rolling dumpster fire of an administration these past several months.
“On a trip to Florida last week, several aides told the president that winning the Electoral College was a certainty, a prognosis not supported by Republican or Democratic polling, according to people familiar with the conversation.”
"Yes, Emperor, your clothes are gorgeous, the most gorgeous clothes ever made! Please do another rally to show them off!"
More right wing thuggery.
"Make liberals cry again"? We weren't the ones who were crying on Election night, greaseball.
I'm a huge fan of two federal judges- Amy Berman Jackson and Emmet Sullivan. This is one reason why I like Sullivan.
"Due to long line, voters should vote on Wednesday"? Do these right wing nut jobs really think we're that stupid?
When Fredo's Daddy officially crashes and burns, his new career can be organ donor.
So, the Caliphate is dead, eh. Donnie Dumbo?
Look as if Trump's armed goon squad in Clearwater have been busy today.
Go fuck yourself, Kilmeade. WE the people have that say.
Isn't this incredibly illegal, according the Hatch Act of 1939? Why, yes. Yes it is.
The GOP is completely run from top to bottom by utter fucking morons.
This
woman is your new superhero. Her name is Juli Briskman. Juli flipped
off Trump in 2017 and got fired for it. Then she ran for office in
Loudoun County, Virginia and was elected. This is Juli reprising her 2017 one finger salute on Election Day as she flipped off Trump a second time.
Proof that not everyone who watches Fox is a right wing nut job. Not by a long shot.
Yeah, remember that court order Emmett Sullivan handed down to professional rat fucker DeJoy today? Yeah, DeJoy violated it. His excuse was stunning. He blamed lack of time or manpower to deliver the ballots on time on his postal inspectors, that same law enforcement body he'd just underfunded a few weeks ago. DeJoy might as well just say, "Please put me in prison." And finally...
She was just checking to see if the polling places were wheelchair-accessible.
More right wing thuggery.
"Make liberals cry again"? We weren't the ones who were crying on Election night, greaseball.
I'm a huge fan of two federal judges- Amy Berman Jackson and Emmet Sullivan. This is one reason why I like Sullivan.
"Due to long line, voters should vote on Wednesday"? Do these right wing nut jobs really think we're that stupid?
When Fredo's Daddy officially crashes and burns, his new career can be organ donor.
So, the Caliphate is dead, eh. Donnie Dumbo?
Look as if Trump's armed goon squad in Clearwater have been busy today.
Go fuck yourself, Kilmeade. WE the people have that say.
Isn't this incredibly illegal, according the Hatch Act of 1939? Why, yes. Yes it is.
The GOP is completely run from top to bottom by utter fucking morons.
Proof that not everyone who watches Fox is a right wing nut job. Not by a long shot.
Yeah, remember that court order Emmett Sullivan handed down to professional rat fucker DeJoy today? Yeah, DeJoy violated it. His excuse was stunning. He blamed lack of time or manpower to deliver the ballots on time on his postal inspectors, that same law enforcement body he'd just underfunded a few weeks ago. DeJoy might as well just say, "Please put me in prison." And finally...
She was just checking to see if the polling places were wheelchair-accessible.
posted by jurassicpork @ Thursday, November 05, 2020
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