Gotham City Digest
(Nepotism on anabolic steroids, now with 100% more 'roid rages.)
And why haven't we audited the results from Narnia, Atlantis and El Dorado?!
Of all the monsters writhing in the swamp that Trump recreated, this is the most corrupt gator of them all. I wish this right wing motherfucker would resign by yesterday.
Republicans must be spectacularly insane and/or brain-dead if it hasn't sunk in, yet, that crawling into bed with Trump promises no future and no reciprocal loyalty. He's like the stereotypical ex husband or ex boyfriend who spends all his time online stalking and trashing those who've broken up with him. Next thing you know, he'll be hiding in their bushes.
Good. He can go back to QVC hawking quack cures where Trump found him.
"Hi, this is Governor Doug Ducey. I can't come to the phone right now because, unlike Donald Trump, I'm actually doing my fucking job. So leave a message at the beep. (Beep)."
Shorter Hannity: "Yes, my boy committed crimes and now he ought to take the easy, sleazy way out."
And the grift goes on...
Oh, please make the Secret Service arrest you on January 20th. That would completely redeem this entire shit show of a year.
If you generate a newsletter through Substack, I'd crawl away from them at least for the short term. This right wing conspiracy theory makes them damaged goods.
When Trumpism and plastic surgery go horribly wrong.
Let's be realistic here- Romney may sound like he's "bucking his party" here but he's NOT. He's calling for just half the "skinny" relief bill that Republicans have promoted and he's prioritizing legal protections for businesses, which is the sticking point for Moscow Mitch.
Lin Wood really can't wait to see what he looks like in an SS uniform, huh?
Meaning, yeah, that we've had COVID-19 for five weeks longer than we originally thought.
A Facebook "Supreme Court"? Oh, this sounds promising already. One wonders when Trump will start making nominations.
Sen. Sherrod Brown told Steve Mnuchin to his face that he left the country in worse shape than he found it.
Ronald Brownstein is right- McConnell is the reinvention of Robert A. Taft.
"A female woman"? That's a tautology foe the ages. Way to go, Kayleigh.
Some day, we're going to look back on these days and wonder why we ever allowed the most staggeringly corrupt pack of right wing assclowns since Tammany Hall to run roughshod over this nation.
Tabloid fodder. That's all Trump will be good for after January 20th.
"Powell is being mocked for a filing in Georgia in which she alleges that the certification by the state to use Dominion Voting Systems wasn’t dated. As it turns out, the date was simply cut off and Powell didn’t look to confirm her allegation."
Sidney Powell must have paid someone to take her bar exam.
Trump has always been surrounded by outcasts and assclowns.
"Draw and quarter" Krebs? Wow. Just... wow.
What the hell is the matter with Wisconsin that a 4th grade teacher is called "rogue" after she mentions BLM in a lesson?
If you've got nearly an hour to spare today, listen to the New Abnormal podcast with Molly Jong-Fast and Rick Wilson. Their guest was George Conway and they did dramatic readings from the now-infamous WaPo article about Trump's rages over the election.
This is what my senior senator said about Mitch McConnell.
Bill Barr just announced there's no evidence of voter fraud, which ought to make Trump REAL happy later today.
Wow, it didn't take long for Mayor 9/11 to attack Barr.
CNN is also stunned that Rudy and Jenna "I Smirk For Money" Ellis would attack Bill Barr for telling the truth for once. And finally...
Whether Moscow Mitch is Minority Leader or stays Majority Leader, the difference will "be night and day." And this guy's right.
Of all the monsters writhing in the swamp that Trump recreated, this is the most corrupt gator of them all. I wish this right wing motherfucker would resign by yesterday.
Republicans must be spectacularly insane and/or brain-dead if it hasn't sunk in, yet, that crawling into bed with Trump promises no future and no reciprocal loyalty. He's like the stereotypical ex husband or ex boyfriend who spends all his time online stalking and trashing those who've broken up with him. Next thing you know, he'll be hiding in their bushes.
Good. He can go back to QVC hawking quack cures where Trump found him.
"Hi, this is Governor Doug Ducey. I can't come to the phone right now because, unlike Donald Trump, I'm actually doing my fucking job. So leave a message at the beep. (Beep)."
Shorter Hannity: "Yes, my boy committed crimes and now he ought to take the easy, sleazy way out."
And the grift goes on...
Oh, please make the Secret Service arrest you on January 20th. That would completely redeem this entire shit show of a year.
If you generate a newsletter through Substack, I'd crawl away from them at least for the short term. This right wing conspiracy theory makes them damaged goods.
Let's be realistic here- Romney may sound like he's "bucking his party" here but he's NOT. He's calling for just half the "skinny" relief bill that Republicans have promoted and he's prioritizing legal protections for businesses, which is the sticking point for Moscow Mitch.
Lin Wood really can't wait to see what he looks like in an SS uniform, huh?
Meaning, yeah, that we've had COVID-19 for five weeks longer than we originally thought.
A Facebook "Supreme Court"? Oh, this sounds promising already. One wonders when Trump will start making nominations.
Sen. Sherrod Brown told Steve Mnuchin to his face that he left the country in worse shape than he found it.
Ronald Brownstein is right- McConnell is the reinvention of Robert A. Taft.
"A female woman"? That's a tautology foe the ages. Way to go, Kayleigh.
Some day, we're going to look back on these days and wonder why we ever allowed the most staggeringly corrupt pack of right wing assclowns since Tammany Hall to run roughshod over this nation.
Tabloid fodder. That's all Trump will be good for after January 20th.
"Powell is being mocked for a filing in Georgia in which she alleges that the certification by the state to use Dominion Voting Systems wasn’t dated. As it turns out, the date was simply cut off and Powell didn’t look to confirm her allegation."
Sidney Powell must have paid someone to take her bar exam.
Trump has always been surrounded by outcasts and assclowns.
"Draw and quarter" Krebs? Wow. Just... wow.
What the hell is the matter with Wisconsin that a 4th grade teacher is called "rogue" after she mentions BLM in a lesson?
If you've got nearly an hour to spare today, listen to the New Abnormal podcast with Molly Jong-Fast and Rick Wilson. Their guest was George Conway and they did dramatic readings from the now-infamous WaPo article about Trump's rages over the election.
This is what my senior senator said about Mitch McConnell.
Bill Barr just announced there's no evidence of voter fraud, which ought to make Trump REAL happy later today.
Wow, it didn't take long for Mayor 9/11 to attack Barr.
CNN is also stunned that Rudy and Jenna "I Smirk For Money" Ellis would attack Bill Barr for telling the truth for once. And finally...
Whether Moscow Mitch is Minority Leader or stays Majority Leader, the difference will "be night and day." And this guy's right.
posted by jurassicpork @ Tuesday, December 01, 2020
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