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Sunday, February 20, 2022

Pottersville Digest

 (So shut the fuck up and throw away your Magic 8 Balls.)

     Last night, Tucker Carlson finally jumped headfirst into the misogynist mudpit and wallowed in it. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
     (Narrator: "John Durham disavowed the conspiracy theories surrounding his report. Devin Nunes is a fucking idiot.")
     "I wish the Democrats were willing to stand up to Putin before he invades...." You mean like Trump had?
     Ted Cruz, the best mind of the 1850s.
     "Facebook appears now to be spreading disinformation about its disinformation."
     Markie Mark would sell the gold fillings in his grandma's teeth for a quick buck.

     Wait, what?!
     ROOTS: 2022: "Tim, your name is now Toby." "Yassa, Massa Donald."
     "Members will not be disciplined for engaging in lawful activities involving the advocacy of ideas or the practice of any belief." They'd be singing a different tune if they'd contributed to BLM.
    Explain to me again why Tom Cotton isn't wearing a football helmet 16 hours a day?
     Meme intermission.

    Yada yada yada. We've been listening to this cock-teasing bullshit for six years now. I'll believe it when I see it.
    Wow, that wasn't on my 2022 Bingo card.
    This is called hitching your wagon to a falling star. Or, in this case, a crumbling meteorite.
    I can't wait to see how the sneering Russian state media is going to spin this. They're openly laughing at us and for good reason.
    This is an incredible story of illegal Israeli espionage.

     OK, boys and girls, let's play, "What word is missing from this headline?"
     I'll give you a hint- It's the word "fired."
    Who was driving? Tucker Carlson?
    Another example of Fox showing contempt for the working class. And finally...

    So, is it still too early to be talking about nation-wide antisemitic pogroms?

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