Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Oh, the Inanity!


This is the "banned" George W. Bush video that the White House would love for you not to see.

At a fundraiser for professional Republican scumbag Pete Olson (who's running against Nick Lampson in Tom DeLay's old 22nd district and is only separated by 3 degrees from the biggest Republican scumbags in our day and age), George W. Bush ordered all cameras to be turned off. Miya Shay of ABC decided he was too much of a lame duck to listen to and that when Republicans insist that all recording devices be shut off some major assclownery is afoot. Hence, this video was secretly recorded.

Oh, the humanity. Oh, the inanity.

Bush talks about Wall Street getting drunk and suffering a hangover, as if it's all about his buddies and not the homeowners victimized by them, those who really are suffering through this "hangover."

Then it gets better when Bush reveals how seriously he takes the housing crisis. Yep, about as seriously as he took Katrina. About as seriously as he took 9/11 when he sat in that little chair for 7 minutes. About as seriously as he took bin Laden less than 6 months after 9/11.

About as seriously as he took torture and the NSA's warrantless wiretapping. About as seriously as he's taking skyrocketing oil and gas prices and his losing "romantic" war in Afghanistan.

Which is to say not at all.

Here's what George W. Bush takes seriously:

The evils of gay marriage and of stem cell research. Abstinence programs. Making lots and lots of money for himself and his buddies in the military industrial complex. Covering his ass. Turning Social Security into a massive crap shoot on Wall Street to further bloat his buddies in the corporate sector. Chasing phantom nukes and other WMD's.

This is a man who sees flies before his eyes and imagines he sees dragons. He sees dragons and believes they're flies. Every day this man and Dick Cheney has been permitted to live is an indictment against the American people who have willingly abdicated their rights, their quality of life, their democracy, their reputation abroad for a dictatorship that's far worse than al Qaida ever dreamed.

2.5 million people being foreclosured on this year? Fun fodder for Republicans who can still afford to buy a new house despite already owning multimillion dollar homes.

Why is this man still alive?

4 Comments:

At July 23, 2008 at 12:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit. It's gone...

 
At July 23, 2008 at 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA! Your attempts to alienate what few readers you have has failed miserably! I have found you, despite your latest attempt to drive us away.

After my shock at finding my top number one favorite website simply gone one morning, and checking it every single day for a week, I had almost given up on you.

But then I was on Group News Blog yesterday and saw that you had left a post there and your sig had a link to your new website!

You really need to de-link that to make sure people have no idea this new site exists!

Really, I was quite pissed off that your site disappeared like that and then a new site appears, in what looks to me to be a trick on us long-time readers. I only found this place last night and was so damned mad that I had to wait 12 hours before I could even post something legible.

 
At July 23, 2008 at 12:59 PM, Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

think of it like michael corleone in the godfather III.

just when i think that i'm out, they puuuuuuuuuuullllllll me back in!

 
At July 23, 2008 at 1:08 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

That's exactly what it is, Stevie. And instead of proofreading American Zen, what am I doing? Spending part of my vacation writing about Joe fucking Lieberman.

 

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