Sunday, October 25, 2009

Are They Really This Fucking Stupid?


Yes, they really are that fucking stupid. I'm just amazed that Fox didn't jump all over this.

You'd think that a certain mouth-breathing organ donor whose initials are Michael Ledeen over at Pajamas Media would've seen the "satire" tag at the end of a fictional post about a fictional college thesis written by President Obama in which he "criticizes" the constitution. As far as satire goes, it falls flat but the tongue in cheek tone still shouldn't have fooled anyone with two neurons to rub together. But whoever said that Republicans ever have two neurons to rub together?

Pigboy was about halfway through his radio show when he realized that he'd been pwned but he still tried to rationalize trying to pass off satire as actual news by saying that the president's fictional thesis "felt right."

Well, to all you right wing fucktards out there, punking glorified basement dwellers like Rush Limbaugh and Michael Ledeen doesn't feel right. It's actually kind of cruel in a leading-a-blind-dog-over-an-open-manhole kind of way because apparently it's this easy to excite what passes for their sensibilities so that even "news" of an old college thesis written by a black man that criticizes the constitution is enough to get them baying at the moon and peeing all over the northern, southern and even coastal borders to mark their territory. What's truly pathetic is that Rush gets paid more money than Bill Gates and God combined to disseminate lies and satire as indisputable fact on the airwaves when Air America or Bob Kincaid's H.O.R.N. gets the facts straight each and every single day for the money that Rush used to spend on Viagra, Oxycontin and bikini wax.

So let's all write satire about President Obama just so we can see how many times we can make the likes of Pig Boy, Hannity, Bill O' and the other stars of the intellectual flea circus at Fox and Clear Channel to chase their curly little tails.

3 Comments:

At October 25, 2009 at 6:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unlike fox you don't have to make things up about pigboy. They supply the stupid.
jo6pac

 
At October 26, 2009 at 4:55 PM, Blogger Greg Salvatore said...

Since Rush isn't a newsperson, he isn't required to get his facts straight, which is why he can talk in half-truths and convince people that what he's saying is the truth, and not just a shell of the truth, and not be held accountable for his deception. In fact, his style of speaking in half-truths reminds me of Satan's way of speaking in "Paradise Lost."

 
At October 27, 2009 at 3:32 PM, Anonymous Paul said...

So Rusky does not fact check? Wow, what a surprised.

Oh, and when contronted that he was punked, he defended himself by saying "we stand by the fabricated quote because we know Obama thinks it anyway"

After so many years of mis-labeling and mis-characterizing others he gets smacked down by the NFL "Not For Limbaugh". Great job NFL.

 

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