Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Stan Lee Taught Me Everything I Need to Know in Life

OK, perhaps Stan Lee didn't coin the phrase and put in Spider Man's Uncle Ben's mouth the phrase, "With great power comes great responsibility." That was originally coined in 1892 by Thomas Gilroy when he was the Mayor-elect of New York. Ironically, he said it in an interview with the NY Times.

Which is why it's borderline ironic that the Times, in a "hit piece", according to hate merchant Pam Geller, tied the Atlas Shrugged blogger to the massacre in Norway. Actually, the Times did no such thing but merely relayed what had been divulged by Norwegian police. Apparently, the alleged shooter, Anders Breivik, had cited right wing lunatics like Geller and Robert Spenser as his inspiration to carry out the Nazi-style execution that took the lives of at least 92 people.

Because the likes of Geller, Spenser and the Gates of Vienna are simply incapable of understanding that with great power, such as freedom of speech, comes great responsibility and the reckless exercise of those powers can lead to consequences such as what we've recently seen in Norway.

Media Matters has done its homework and has cataloged some of Geller's greatest hits from the past, paying particular attention to Geller's irrationally hateful rhetoric toward Islam. In fact, with the peculiarly demented genius for intellectual contortionism, Geller recently whined, "If anyone incited him to violence, it was Islamic supremacists.” In other words, "We can still blame the Muslims for this massacre." Despite the fact that the American Islamic Congress had already condemned the massacre, as has the Islamic Council of Norway.

(Pardon me while I turn away and address Geller directly on camera three.)

No, Bikini Girl, it's you and your odious, hateful ilk that incited him to violence. With great power, such as the kind conferred on you by a douchebag literary agent and publisher, not to mention Fox "News" that, in some sick, incestuous relationship, mainstreams you like Richard Pryor free-basing crack, comes great responsibility. But responsibility to racist assholes like you isn't sexy and there's no percentage in it.

And please don't compare yourself to John Lennon or Jodi Foster. John Lennon never advocated violence any more than Jodi Foster advocated shooting the president. John Lennon was a Grammy Award-winning composer and world-class humanist and Ms. Foster an Academy Award-winning actress.

You are a hateful, screaming cunt, plain and simple. If chlamydia or yeast infections could speak, it would sound exactly like you. The very fact that you're generously referenced on Fox "News" and even used as a source, the very fact that you have a literary agent while writers of actual talent and lucidity do not and the very fact that you have a book deal is an indictment of the sickness of this nation.

The very fact that people listen to the likes of you, and enriching you in the process, is symptomatic of the mental and cultural degradation of this once-great nation. And the fact that you would even dare mention yourself in the same sentence as John Lennon's name in the interests of self-victimization, one of the greatest pacifists who ever lived, is a dishonor to his memory and I hope Yoko Ono bitch-slaps you until you shit falafel out of every orifice.

When you constantly inveigh against an entire religion and base a lucrative career upon the manufacture of such hate, you need to accept at least some measure of responsibility and culpability for inspiring those who are willing to cross the line and massacre dozens.

In short, you succeeded where Glenn Beck failed. Glenn Beck was found to have been a direct inspiration for Byron Williams, the wouldbe mass murderer who was on his way to the Tides Foundation to kill liberals before being pulled over by CHiP officers.

Glenn Beck, as has Robert Spenser and you, took the cowardly way out. "Oh, I had nothing to do with this, despite being specifically named by the wouldbe shooter by Williams as an inspiration for his planned massacre just as unambiguously as Breivik named you in his 1500 page manifesto.

The media insist on giving hate merchants such as you, Beck and company a free pass by saying, "Oh, while it would be unfair to blame [insert right wing nut job's name here] for the gunman's agenda..." but I will not.

Because spittle-spewing right wing cunts such as you need to understand and accept that with great power comes responsibility, however inexplicable and undeserved that power. History will one day decide that you were on the wrong side of it by waging your personal jihad on a large and multifaceted religion that may not have even had anything to do with 9/11.

9/11 and the nearly 3000 people who died provided the likes of you and Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity and Hal Turner and Bill O'Reilly and other right wing abortions and racist douchebags with Cincinnati-sized megaphones that reach all the way to Oakland and Oslo. You and your editors and literary agents need to be spreadeagled on a large wooden wheel and used at every state fair as a target whereby you are bombarded with the millions of unsold copies of your books, hard cover editions.

And may the God you pretend to champion for shits, giggles and filthy lucre have mercy on your withered soul.


At July 31, 2011 at 4:34 PM, Anonymous jill said...

OK, then bite me, if you so choose. I worship your writing, and then you had to go and use the c-word, repeatedly. Not acceptable. In any context. None. Not done. Will not be reading in the future.

At July 31, 2011 at 4:40 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Whatever. In Geller's case, she deserves it. This is a woman who got a huge following using her tits in Israel. And if she wants to use her femininity to her advantage, then it's fair game in criticizing her.

At August 1, 2011 at 11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are frothing with hate yourself, obviously consumed with bile, and you dare malign someone fighting for freedom and human rights for being "hateful"? Well, you certainly do know hate.

Oh, and learn to spell Spencer

At August 1, 2011 at 6:23 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

See what I have to put up with with these twisted little bridge dwellers? Jared Loughner, a "left wing jackass."

Some time after I stop laughing, I have to post the email I just got from "The Saint" where he professes to "love her from afar."

"Dulcinea, Dulcinea..."

Bwa ha ha ah!

At August 1, 2011 at 6:49 PM, Anonymous actorclavilis said...

Also, apologies for the double post, but in case you haven't been to LGF in a while you may want to take another look. He's gotten more and more liberal over the past few years, to the point where I believe you two would get along quite fine.

At August 2, 2011 at 12:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jurrasicpork said: I tolerate everything BUT intolerance.

Which means that he tolerates everyone who agrees with him.

Those who DON'T agree with him, eh....no so much

The saddest part of all of this is that Jurrasicport will not even understand what is being said. He is like a fly on the wall: Seeing everything, but perceiving nothing.

At August 2, 2011 at 10:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The norwegian murderer was NOT inspired by Pamela or Robert Spencers warnings - he was inspired by the immigration situation in Norway - which you know nothing about -
The people all over Europe are suffering from the demands from immigrating muslims and their customs -
This is what happens in Denmark:
the schools cannot serve pork anymore, because THEY don't eat pork!
Public swimmingpools are closed for men once a week, because muslim women cannot be in a pool with men!
They want segregation at public meetings, men to the right and women to the left, because women are not allowed to sit next to men!
They want to cancel Christmas, because that is an "infidel" celebration.
They forbid their daughters to have boyfriends, that are not muslim, and they force-marry their daughters (and sons too, by the way) to relatives in foreign Muslim countries.
Young muslims all over Scandinavia gangrape women, because they do not "dress properly" and are infidels, so that's perfectly legal according to their beloved prophet and the Koran.
I can go on and on about how things have changed in the European countries, out of consideration/tolerance to their "culture" -
And "funny" enough, a muslim organisation has taken resposebility for the Norwegian killer's action.
You have several mosques in the USA and England preaching hate towards "infidels", as written in the Quran.
Muslims are indoktrinated to think they are better than Christians, Jews and all other religions.
The Palestinians send their 5 year olds in bootcamp, giving them uniforms and guns, so they can learn how to kill Jews - just check out clips from Youtube and see, what they put on childrens TV in that area.
Nooni Darwish(ex-muslim), Ayaan Hirsi Ali (circumcised ex-muslim) and other ex-muslims are warning the west about Islam - and they should know - they lived it.
In USA,Canada and Eupope, Muslim fathers and brothers kill their daughters and wives, because they want to live a free life in a democratic society - they kill for "the honor of the family" - which means the family honor is connected to the womens vagina!
They want respect, but they don't want to give it -
Every year, when summer break comes around, the crisis centers are getting filled with young girls,born in Denmark, down to 12 years olds, afraid they will be sent off to the parents "homelands" to be married off -
I feel pity for these girls - I feel pity for everyone, born into this hate ideology -
And smearing the Islam critics is only helping those, that would like to enforce Sharia laws on the whole west -
Read the Koran - don't just listen to the Muslim lies and double talk - it is perfectly OK to lie to "infidels" if it beneficial to Islam.
I am almost sure, this will not be publicies on your web page, because I am defending the Islam critics.
Islam is NOT a religion, it is a totalitarian ideologi, that oppresses womens rights, as we know it.
"True freedom is to be able to say, what people DON'T want hear"
George Orwell.............
You don't want to hear, what Pamela has to say - fine - but calling her names because you don't like to hear the truth about Islam, is down right Ignorant.
Go and live in a muslim country for a while, and you will see what is in store for your children, especially your daughters, if you succeed in silencing the critics!
But you cannot silence us all, my friend -
All critics of Islam has to be under constant protection, because there are individuals, who will kill them, if they get the chance - they will even get paid to do so - millions of dollars.
Theo van Gogh got killed in the streets of Amsterdam, because he let a muslim woman speak her mind on camera - "Submission" is what the word Islam means - not peace!
If you cannot use a decent language in your critizising the ones you disagree with, SHUT UP, you hateful person!

At August 2, 2011 at 11:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading Geller's blog, I felt like crying .... I was lost for hope and faith in people, I was perplexed and dumbstruck by such hatred.

..but then I read this post and it made me laugh and feel much better! Thanks ... excellent post.


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