Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Gotham City News

     When the news breaks, we're the ones holding the hammer.

     Remember all those blonde jokes you've been hearing for years? They were all inspired by Fox "News'" Tomi Lahren. Now granted, Tomi Girl has come out with some whoppers over the years, going back to before she was fired by Glenn Beck on the Blaze. Then, in the very personification of the Peter Principle, Lahren just kept stumble bumbling her way to the top, eventually getting summoned to Rupert Murdoch's mother ship on Fox "News." But then today on Fox and Frauds, Tomi said that Trump can't be impeached because "he won the election."
     Which I'm sure will come as a huge relief to Slick Willie.
     You know who actually can't be impeached, Tomi? Dictators for life, such as the one Trump wants to be.

     Donald Trump has a lawyer problem. John Dowd quit, Ty Cobb's not too far behind, Cohen's mired in the center of the Stormy Daniels scandal, Jay Sekulow isn't even remotely qualified for this kind of litigation and he's nominally leading the Trump defense team that's essentially made up of himself. Joseph diGenova and Victoria Toensing wanted no part of the chaos at the Trump WH. All that and word has it even WH Chief Counsel Don McGahn's got one foot out the door. Essentially, Trump has no legal defense against Mueller.
     But that's not to say ordinary Americans aren't pitching in to help Dear Leader, as this Craigslist ad shows.

     If you're in the UK and voted for Brexit, then you might want to read this. You've been had, thanks to the octopus tentacles of Cambridge Analytica.

     America: A nation in which white kids who kill 17 people in a school shooting are merely crying out for help according to a white sheriff but black men such as Alton Sterling are shot on sight when someone yells the word "gun." And then get away with it.

     Facebook's got its hand full dealing with the fallout from the Cambridge Analytica scandal in which the sensitive information of at least 50,000,000 user accounts. It, predictably, at the same time that was blowing up, this other scandal involving Facebook easily flew under the radar. Apparently, Facebook had long ago gave up on its social media agenda and have since gotten heavily involved in opinion-shaping and even using censorship of Palestinian journalists to that end because Israel pressured them to.

     Finally, I guess the only thing left to do now is pick out Jeff Sessions' pimp name.


At March 28, 2018 at 8:53 PM, Blogger Harry Hamid said...

Jay Sekulow, wearing his other hat as the chief counsel for a group bent on eliminating th wall between church and state, has a radio show, which I hear on my way to go run the other night.

He was discussing how bad Iran is and how good it is that we're getting out of that evil Iran deal.

"They launched a cyber-attack against us, which is exactly like actually attacking our homeland!" Sekulow said. "Why doesn't anybody understand that this is an actual attack on America?"

I almost had to pull the car over.

Again, this is Trump's lead Russia attorney. Let that sink in for a minute...

At March 28, 2018 at 9:18 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling that incompetence in the Trump admin is actually going to work FOR us for a change.


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