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Saturday, August 20, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     Stay in your lane, asswipe. You should know which one that is. It's the one filled with motorcycles with side cars favored by the 3rd Reich.

     Shorter Daniel Goldman: "Go fuck yourself, fat man. You're toast."

     Your Brad o' the day.

     White Privilege reigns supreme in the Keystone State.

     "It’s not theirs, it’s mine!" is something a second grader says after trying to take home his school books.

     A brief history lesson: I'm writing a series of historical thrillers that take place in 1850s Boston. The entirety of the series is concerned about slavery, particularly the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850. In the course of my research while writing the prequel to GODS OF OUR FATHERS, the first in the series, I learned that the Baptist Convention was actually unified until the early 1850s. The Tremont Temple on Boston's Tremont Street was, like many churches and denominations in Boston, vehemently abolitionist. This is what caused the Baptist Convention to split in two- The Northern Baptist Convention remained staunchly anti-slavery and the more well-known Southern Baptist Convention, which evenly cleaved the Baptist faith, were staunchly pro-slavery. Keep that in mind.

     "If the American people don't know what's going on by now, then our country could possibly be too dumb to be a democracy." Sure, Rudy. Look who we "elected" in 2016.
     Shorter Traci Hansen: "I don't really help human trafficking victims as an advocate. I just play one on TV."
     Meme intermission.

     If Anne Frank's diary was published before WWII, this is exactly what the Nazis would've done.

     Nikki Fried is right. Charlie Crist saw his ship was sinking and he jumped to the one that was still sea-worthy.

     So, he sent dick pics to an underage minor all in the name of the baby Jebus? Sounds legit.

     Shorter Kari Lake: "You know, on second thought, I'm an anti-semite, after all."

     Liz Cheney confirmed to ABC News that Mike Pence and his counsel are currently negotiating with the J6 Committee about possible testimony next month.

     Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.

     Why do I get the impression this psychopath is a Republican?

     Mizz Lindsey gets bitch-lapped yet again this week. And finally...

     Trump actually thought he was some kind of a king who ruled by fiat and could declare edicts by tweet or a few words. No, it doesn't work that way.

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