Behold, the Presidential Pog!

 

    This is some serious banana republic bullshit.

    CNN reports that Trump's handpicked Commission of Fine Arts decided on this 24 carat monstrosity. The commission's vice chair, James McCrery, insisted it be "as large as possible".

     Namely three inches, which would make it about as large as a pog.

     24 carats. That's solid gold. At least, that's what they claim. Look for microscopic fine print specifying that only the cheap electroplating is 24 carats (or 24-ish).

     It's supposed to make Trump look stern, large and in charge, his scowl intended to reflect the grim duty of running the greatest nation on earth. Instead, it just makes him look like a pissed off nursing home resident stalking an orderly on a walker.

 

     I respectfully would like to submit another engraving, one showing the future president in the full bloom of his youth and lechery.