Pages

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Gotham City Digest

     When Trump isn't clapping action figures together, I suppose he'll draft Tom Cruise.
 
 
     As Trump does his weird little sword dance, Republicans nationwide are heading for the exits.
 
     Trump invoking the Christian nationalist version of Allahu Akbar doesn't make him sound like a terrorist at all.
 
    Remember back in the good old days when we opposed brutal, authoritarian regimes instead of treating them like allies?
 
    "Trump is proposing a staggering $1.5 trillion in defense spending for fiscal year 2027, plus an additional $200 billion for costs associated with his unpopular war against Iran, marking a 42% increase from the previous year, the largest surge since the Korean War.

    To pay for the dramatic increase in military spending, the White House is also pitching around $73 billion in cuts to public health, housing and education programs, programs that are disproportionately used by key constituencies of the GOP." You masochists wanted the pain, now Trump is bringing it. Reap the whirlwind, you morons.

     To show you how far the New York Times has fallen since its heyday, they recently said NATO stood for "North Amerian Treaty Organization". Naturally, this was seized on by a guy who once told Israeli diplomats in Israel, "I just left the Middle East..."

    I know we have a Manchurian "president" but why are Republicans giving guided tours of Capitol Hill to sanctioned Russians?

    Trump recently said we can't afford day care or health care but we have a billion and a half dollars for defense and over half a billion more for White House renovations?

No comments:

Post a Comment

Don't be shy. I don't bite. Usually.