How an April Fool Spent His Evening

 

     To be fair, after Trump's humiliating appearance at the Supreme Court yesterday, he actually did something beneficial for the American people and fired Attorney General Pam Bondi. There were tears, pleas, begs, declamations but in the end, it was all for naught. Bondi was out. 

     Afterward, Donnie stood before some nonentities and blathered on about the Iran War. As usual, there was much ballyhoo that turned out to be a nothingburger. He insulted our allies, as usual, then claimed, even though it had nothing to do with Iran, that we were the only nation with birthright citizenship (Narrator: 30 other nations have it, you fucking moron.).

     So while he's doing his double jerkoff, overloaded washer dance with a dull sword in his hand (I guess he thinks that's how they do it in Scotland), Americans are paying $5 or more for a gallon of gas.  He's acting exactly like the stereotype of the pigeon that knocks over all the chess pieces, shits all over the board then struts around as if he won.

     Except, like the proverbial pigeon, this idiot doesn't understand the rules of the game. He doesn't acknowledge the learned hands controlling the actions on the board. His message is incoherent, contradictory and divorced from reality. He claims Iran's military has been smashed, even though they recently bombed one of our bases, wounding 15 service members. Plus, a nation with no military would have a hell of a time keeping closed a body of water that's 110 miles-wide.

     He needs our allies. He doesn't need them. He'll escalate with a bombing raid. The war will be over in two weeks. He's like a recklessly driving lost tourist desperately looking for an offramp that doesn't exist.