Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Maureen Dowd: McCain’s Green-Eyed Monster


(Ya hafta admit, Mo Do occasionally gets off a good one and she nails McCain on this, even if she appears to be flip-flopping herself from her earlier dismissals of Obama being "a lightweight.")

Not since Iago and Othello obsessed on the comely Cassio, not since Richard of Gloucester killed his two nephews, not since Nixon and Johnson glowered at the glittering J.F.K., has there been such an unseemly outpouring of boy envy.

Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson and John Edwards have all been crazed with envy over the ascendance of the new “It” guy, Barack Obama.

Unlike his wife, Bill Clinton — the master of fake sincerity — still continues to openly begrudge his party’s betrothed.

Asked by Kate Snow of ABC News in Africa whether Obama was ready to be president, Clinton gave a classic Clintonian answer: “You could argue that no one’s ever ready to be president.”

As always, the Big Dog was more concerned with himself — asserting that he’s not a racist — than his party. Bill Clinton is not a racist. We can posit that. But he did play subtle racial politics in the primary. It’s way past time for him to accept the fact that there’s a new wunderkind in town.

Just as Bill Clinton looks at Obama and sees his own oblivion, so does Jesse Jackson. As Shelby Steele wrote in The Wall Street Journal, Jackson and his generation of civil rights leaders “made keeping whites ‘on the hook’ the most sacred article of the post-’60s black identity,” equality pursued by manipulating white guilt.

Now John McCain is pea-green with envy. That’s the only explanation for why a man who prides himself on honor, a man who vowed not to take the low road in the campaign, having been mugged by W. and Rove in South Carolina in 2000, is engaging in a festival of juvenilia.

The Arizona senator who built his reputation on being a brave proponent of big solutions is running a schoolyard campaign about tire gauges and Paris Hilton, childishly accusing his opponent of being too serious, too popular and not patriotic enough.

Even his own mother, the magical 96-year-old Roberta McCain, let slip that she thought the Paris Hilton-Britney Spears ad was “kinda stupid.”

McCain’s 2000 strategist, John Weaver, was equally blunt with Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter: “It’s hard to imagine America responding to ‘small ball’ when we have all these problems.”

Some of McCain’s old pals in the Senate are cringing at what they see as his soulless transformation into what he once scorned.

“John’s eaten up with envy,” said one. “His image of himself was always the handsome, celebrity flyboy.

“Now somebody else is the celebrity,” the colleague continued, while John looks in the mirror and sees his face marred by skin cancer and looks at the TV and sees his dashing self-image replaced by visions of William Frawley, with Letterman jokes about his membership in the ham radio club and adventures with wagon trains.

For McCain, being cool meant being a rogue, not a policy wonk; but Obama manages to be a cool College Bowl type, which must irk McCain, who liked to play up his bad-boy cool. Now the guy in the back of the class is shooting spitballs at the class pet and is coming off as more juvenile than daring.

Around the McCain campaign, they grouse that Obama “hasn’t bled.” He hasn’t bled literally, in military service, just like W., the last holder of an E-ZPass who sped past McCain. And he hasn’t paid his dues in the Senate, since he basically just stopped by for directions to the Oval Office.

As a new senator, Obama was not only precocious enough to pounce on turf that McCain had invested years in, such as campaign finance lobbying, ethics reform and earmarks. When Obama did reach across the aisle for a mentor, it was to the staid Richard Lugar of Indiana, not to the salty Republican of choice for Democrats, McCain.

When the Illinois freshman took back a private promise to join McCain’s campaign finance reform effort, McCain told his aide Mark Salter to “brush him back.” Salter sent an over-the-top vituperative letter to Obama. “I guess I beaned him instead,” Salter told Newsweek’s Howard Fineman.

McCain could dismiss W. as a lightweight, but he knows Obama’s smart. Obama wrote his own books, while McCain’s were written by Salter. McCain knows he’s the affirmative action scion of admirals who might not have gotten through Annapolis without being a legacy. Obama didn’t even tell Harvard Law School that he was black on his application.

McCain upbraids Obama for being a poppet, while he’s becoming a puppet. His mouth is moving but the words coming out belong to his new hard-boiled strategist, Steve Schmidt, a Rove protégé, nicknamed “The Bullet” for his bald pate.

Schmidt has turned Mr. Straight Talk into Mr. Desperate Straits. It’s not a good trade.

2 Comments:

At August 6, 2008 at 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I appreciate Maureen's commentary because she is an equal opportunity skewer.
Some thougths on Mo's latest:
1) We need to retire the "Obama is not patriotic enough" surrogate talk. It's almost become a Republican pavlovian chant, bordering on an obsessive disorder. What does that mean, "not patriotic enough?" How much patriotism is enough? We have learned over the past 8 years that too much patriotism is a bad thing -- Bush & Cheney oozed patriotism and see where that got us. Their mindless zeal blinded the country to certain domestic and foreign realities. The Bush Doctrine (BD) domestically meant naively "that we can shop/buy our way out of economic bad times", the BD international corollary to that is "that we can bomb/invade our way out of this terror problem ... and we will be welcomed as liberators on those foreign soils." In these serious times we do not need another 8 years of foolish talk. I think if you were to test Obama's cultural DNA his patriotism count would measure just as high as most Americans, including John McCain.

2) Using military service as a gauge of Patriotism can be a rather embarrassing measure for the current occupants of 1600 Pennsy Avenue. George W. Bush used the Verizon Plan (friends and family) to sidestep getting his passport stamped during the Vietnam War. And I do believe that Dick Cheney is the current world record holder for most deferments during wartime (Vietnam War).

3) This is a verying searing comment: "McCain knows he’s the affirmative action scion of admirals who might not have gotten through Annapolis without being a legacy. Obama didn’t even tell Harvard Law School that he was black on his application." That passage is truth serum in this campaign. It should be shouted from the highest of Blogs and i-pods. Now exactly who is the Elitist?

4) A word on flip flop. There is no denying John McCain is the poster senior citizen for Flip-Flopper. Mo Do is so right -- there is no intersection between the McCain 2000 Straight Talk Express and the McCain 2008 Desperate Straits Tour. These are polar opposites.

5) If you want to curb the disturbing trend of "dumbing down" the electorate then we can start by retiring these meaningless political terms: not being patriotic enough, elitism, flip flop.

/jimy_max

 
At August 6, 2008 at 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson and John Edwards have all been crazed with envy over the ascendance of the new 'It' guy, Barack Obama."

Isn't "John Edwards" a typo? The rest of the column doesn't mention him. She meant to say "John McCain."

 

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