The Big 5-0
Well, it's a better way of looking at it than, "You're a half century old!" or "Your life, on an actuarial table, is better than two thirds over." I'd rather think of myself as the world's oldest adolescent. It's just a number, after all, right? A very large number.
Posting will be sporadic to nonexistent until the inauguration this Tuesday because I'm doing a mammoth ACOTW that'll be a yearly retrospective of the 50 biggest assclowns of 2008. I have a lot of writing to do, a lot of spaces to fill, so if ya'll have any suggestions as to who should make the grade, I'm open to them.