posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, June 01, 2009
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George W Bush is managing a Dunkin' Donuts?
Apparently. He sold me a large hazelnut iced coffee yesterday.That's an actual Dunkin' Donuts sign from my hometown of Hudson. I just hadda snap a picture of it on my cell phone.
i imagine he's doing a crappy job there too, yes?
The first time he missed the cup then he hired Halliburton to wipe up the spill and passed the cost on to me. My iced coffee cost $70 million.So, yeah, he's fucking up there, too.
George W is enjoying his new venture as manager of a Dunkin' Donuts located in Midland Texas. The business,built on the grounds of a former midland cemetery and acquired thru eminent domain,has no parking for earmarked for the handicapped--yet,does have a special VIP parking area reserved for those automobiles possessing Saudi Diplomatic plates. The expresidente enjoys a yearly salary of 2.5 million from an enterprise that rakes in only $100,000 each quarter (every four months). The owner of this particular location,one Mr J. Bath, could not be reached for comment.
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