Voting For the D...
...not the ARRRRR!
It seems we here in Massachusetts officially have a Pirate Party. I swear, this is no joke, even though there's a James O'Keefe quoted. This Pirate Party movement is bigger than you might think, stretching as far as the recently rebooted government of Tunisia.
So if you're a Bay Stater, register as a pirate, me hearties (You still have to pay taxes on your booty, though)!