Sunday, November 24, 2013

Rage, Rage Against the Undying Right

     This is pretty much what I'm like when engaging right wing nut jobs on Twitter and elsewhere, minus the magnificent ponytail and ample cleavage. The hammer, I got, though, just in case pixels don't cut it.
     Anyway, we'd been here before in the summer of '08, when I was in the home stretch during the first draft of American Zen. Even though I'm just setting up the framework for a massive Assclowns of the Year retrospective that'll be out right after New Year's Day (I have about 30 spots that are still vacant, so I'm always looking for candidates), posting will be sporadic. To the hockey team's worth of faithful readers I've still got, I'm doing the last five or six chapters of Tatterdemalion and, hopefully, I'll get that first draft done by the end of the month, early December at the outset. So, here are some leftover brain droppings I've left on Twitter over the last week or so.

@UniteBlueTX @kharyp @MomsDemand Why is it that the people with the most guns are the most scared and the most paranoid?

@5amWriterMan You must be so proud to live in Toronto, home of the Marion Berry of Canada.

With the way the House GOP conducts itself with this spousal abuse-style of legislation, suits and ties should replaced with wife beaters.

Drug causes flesh-eating bacteria, drug maker plans to rebrand Krokodil as a weight loss supplement.

OneOfMyFavoriteMoviesIs THE NAME OF THE ROSE, because it gives me insight into the modern evangelical mind. RWNJs CINOS p2 p21 tlot

Hurricane Haiyan was kinder to woman and children than George Zimmerman.

Well, at least this time there won't be a language barrier when the US invades and occupies Australia.

I'm not surprised that Katherine Harris' husband committed suicide. What surprises me was his procrastination. p2

NSA engaged in illegal mass-spying on Norway's phone system /Well, thank God they got Anders Brievek in time, huh?

Every Sunday night, I suspect tcot and teabaggers hire themselves out as extras for The Walking Dead.

Wow. Bitch Along With Mitch thinks the GOP will have "a great election in 2014." Spoken by someone losing his own re-election bid. RWNJs

I'm starting to think @WalmartNewsroom's Twitter feed is being run by Josef Goebbels or Winston Smith at MiniTru. FuckWalmart p2 p21

Maybe Brownback should've called the privatization of Medicaid Kan'tCare. RWNJs p2 p21 tlot tcot LibCrib

@mch7576 If I was in charge of categorizing the Bible for CostCo, I'd label it as True Crime. atheists FucktheBible

@todayin1963 Doctors have pronounced President John F. Kennedy dead at Parkland Hospital/Republicans blame glitch on ObamaCare website. p2

@realDonaldTrump Did you know when you say the word "fired", you mouth looks exactly like a 55 year-old Dutch whore's vagina?

@citizenannoyed Every time I see signs imploring me to get a flu shot, the 1st thing I think is, "Someone wants to improve their stock portfolio."

@David_Tennant Dr. Who debuted exactly 24 hours after Kennedy died? Man, what a bad lead-in.

Douchebag John Stossel lambastes the poor for taking $ under false pretenses as he takes $ under false pretenses. p2

I guess the only way the MSM would pay attention to cokehead Trey Radel is if he'd snorted it off Anthony Weiner's penis. #p2 #FucktheMSM

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