Recycling Day

     This past fall and winter, I've been devoting about as much time to Twitter as I have to blogging, if not less. Still, I think I've produced enough quality material over the last month to justify collecting my mental fly specks.

---

Is there anyone else as disturbed as me the NFL is making a bigger deal out of #deflategate than the Ray Rice/Adrian Peterson incidents?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 23, 2015

"Oh shit, YOU'RE Ann Coulter?!" #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 23, 2015

Oh good. Mittens & Jeb are putting their heads together about the '16 election. Does that qualify as a #GOP brain trust or a wind tunnel?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 22, 2015

I'm surprised Bobby Jindal is opposed to no go zones excluding everyone but radically conservative religious fundamentalists. #RWNJs #tcot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 22, 2015

With that cheesy set & shitty wig, I swore any second Joni Ernst was going to blurt, "Live from New York, it's..." http://t.co/iIG4dLSpfi
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 22, 2015

Obviously, Joni Ernst's mother put the bread bags on the wrong end of her body.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 22, 2015

The #Republican Party's decided on their new slogan for 2016: Keep the Nightmare Alive. #KeepTheDreamAlive #UniteBlue #RWNJs #tcot #tlot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 20, 2015

Naming Ted Cruz the chairman of a science subcommittee is the biggest smack in the face of science since Galileo was arrested by the RCC.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 20, 2015

Finally, an explanation for why Marissa Tomei has as many Oscars as Halle Berry. #OscarsSoWhite
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 17, 2015

GOP now charging him first class rates for using Air Force One. #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 12, 2015

Twitter: Time Wasted In Teasing Trolls Everyone's Renounced.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 9, 2015

If it was the NAAWP, Fox "News" and every fucking network would be short-stroking it until the Rapture. #NAACPBombing #blacklivesmatter
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 7, 2015

Is it a requisite for candidates to the police academy for the #NYPD to be conversant on Mein Kampf?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 5, 2015

Shopping for a new ISP yesterday, Time Warner actually tried to hook me up with Comcast. Yeah, they're competing against each other. #myass
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 4, 2015

The guy who chooses the music you listen to after you're put on hold. #exceptionsforthedeathpenalty
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) January 3, 2015

#writers #authors #readers Submit a manuscript more than 100,000 words and #literaryagents be like pic.twitter.com/ovwR4oq8J0
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 31, 2014

Look who's trolling my latest post. pic.twitter.com/UERIPGwHws
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 30, 2014

"The PBA & the unions have told their members that their safety comes first." I'm old enough to remember when public safety came first.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 30, 2014

"The Ferguson PD (is) focused on creating a trusting relationship with the entire community." Just not after sundown. http://t.co/S63E1I9lWQ
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 29, 2014

Just the very fact the #GOP is turning to a 3rd Bush for leadership shows they are the Party of No Ideas. #RWNJs #UniteBlue #LibCrib #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 29, 2014

My biracial son just told me the local police drew their guns on him when he was 15 years-old. He was simply walking across the street.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 28, 2014

Hands up and I'll shoot. #AmericaInFiveWords
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 28, 201

Getting shot at flying over #Ferguson air space. #Santaproblems
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) December 24, 2014