#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
I've renounced my Cuban heritage, my Canadian citizenship and my sanity. Ted Cruz is a man of flexible values! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
"No mas immigrants like me, eh?" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
Please don't shut down the gubmint until I'm sworn in. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
If you want us to go to war with an innocent 3rd World nation, you could do worse than vote for a guy from Texas! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
I've got David Koch's hand so far up my ass, he can brush my teeth. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans #LibCrib #UniteBlue #connecttheleft
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
Ted Cruz: The OTHER Marco Rubio. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
If Only Molly Ivins Could See me Now! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
DO YOU LOVE ME NOW, DADDY?!?!?! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
Ted Cruz: Cuban, Canadian, American. Change Without the Hope. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
Yes, I Actually Passed a Bar Exam. Wrap Your Heads Around THAT, Elitists! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
You'd better vote for me. You wouldn't like my Dad when he's angry. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/V5mCewMb9Y
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
1 Comments:
I bet his being born outside the U.S. will be less of an issue than Obama allegedly being born outside the U.S. Most Republicans are willing to not make hay over it for one of their own.
Doesn't matter, though. I doubt that I'll like what the Ds and Rs will serve up come 2016.
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