Tweets From the Edge: Flag Day edition

     These are some of my more notorious tweets over the past week.

There's something meat-headed about beer-gripping Americans chanting songs glorifying war just before brutal sporting events. #FlagDay

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 14, 2015

@BlueDuPage @louvice 1000 little cuts and one big prick.

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 14, 2015

So, where were those fine, patriotic "good guys with guns" during the #DallasPDShooting? At Chipotle, gaining weight. pic.twitter.com/ZnZgVdr6HE

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 13, 2015

#Breaking: Next on Fox there's been a #DallasPDshooting. Until we learn more we'll just assume the suspect was black & had it coming to him.

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 13, 2015

"Hello, Dallas PD? There's a van full of armed men on their way to you, Oh, never mind. They're white." #DallasPDShooting #SeanToon911

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 13, 2015

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a case of identity theft..." #SeanToon911 #askrachel pic.twitter.com/MT2glcPrgA

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 12, 2015

"Hello? There's a black man breaking into a white residence. I think I count three female accomplices." #SeanToon911 pic.twitter.com/nZVKHIxbn2

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 12, 2015

#McKinneyPolice Officer #EricCasebolt quit the force because of a medical condition: Color blindness. He can't see white people. #McKinney

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 12, 2015

NV GOP rep: People with disabilities are a drain on society. Like Charles Krauthammer, Greg Abbott, Bob Dole? http://t.co/Vork6z3tEM

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 11, 2015

When Republicans say incredibly stupid things that often result in their resignation, they're verbal suicide bombers. #AmericanTaliban

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 11, 2015

Sid and Nancy Reagan: A Love Story. #MakeAMovieLessRomantic

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 11, 2015

#InThe90sIThought there was no WAY we'd be stupid enough to elect another Bush as President. #tcot #tlot #UniteBlue #LibCrib #connecttheleft

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 10, 2015

My most fervent wish: That God lifts Rev. Steven Anderson during the Rapture, then, at 10,000 feet, changes His mind and drops him.

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 10, 2015

Maybe Eric Casebolt & Sean Toon can go on the road as a comedy duo. They can call themselves Toon & Goon. #McKinney pic.twitter.com/9RQwmAMiDY

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 10, 2015

@DanielBeerthuis @700club Mad Cash Cow Disease.

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 9, 2015

#MyWorkOutRoutineIsMostly giving the finger at Planet Fitness as I drive past it.

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 9, 2015

White conservatives seem genuinely horrified that anyone would be concerned about the lives & safety of those who are not white. #McKinney

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 9, 2015

@huffpostgay @princessomuch Satan, get thee behind me and make sure you use lube!

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 8, 2015

@Bipartisanism "Silly kids! Pools are for white people!"

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 8, 2015

It's not social media that amplifies exposure of racist behavior. Social media's amplifying it because it's more common than ever. #McKinney

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 8, 2015