A St Patty's Day Joke

An Irishman was out golfing when he sliced his shot and drove the ball into the rough.
     Poking around in the woods, he came across a leprechaun caught in a hunter's snare.
     "Ah! kind Sir, please free me, for I am caught in this trap!" the leprechaun cried. Then the man kindly took the rope from his ankle.
     "I thank ye, dear man. And for your good deed, I will grant you one magic wish, I will. Anything you want, 't is yours."
     The golfer thought for a minute then said,
     "I would like to have twice as much sex, I would."
     "Granted!" the leprechaun said with a gleam in his little green eyes and the two went their separate ways.
     A month later, the same golfer was on the same course and again he sliced his shot into the rough. When he passed the treeline, he saw the same leprechaun sitting high above on a tree limb.
     "Well, did your wish come true, me boyo?" the leprechaun asked.
     "That it did," the golfer replied. "I'm having sex, two, three times a month."
     "Two or three times a month?" the leprechaun asked in dismay. "Is that all?"
     "Well, that's not bad for a priest..."