Twitter Beats Dick

     Twitter users have been making much merriment over the hilarious news that The National Enquirer, that supermarket tabloid and courageous bastion of truth that regularly brings us news of aliens and Bigfoot, hired professional Clinton stalker Dick Morris to be their chief political correspondent. These are some of more hilarious takes on this "news" item on Twitter:

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The National Enquirer hires Dick Morris'
Ironically he's been spotted less in recent years than Sasquatch and Nessie...

— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) June 3, 2016

With the Enquirer hiring Dick Morris, we can see the career trajectory for Rove and Hannity after this election debacle. #NeverTrump

— Reaganesque (@TheReaganWay) June 3, 2016

Incredible!😱
Dick Morris takes National Enquirer gig. THEE publication that brought him down during Clinton Admin!🇺🇸 https://t.co/riAv4zIUwp

— Tena Ezzeddine (@TenaNBCLA) June 3, 2016

In the most bizarre election cycle ever, Dick Morris going to the National Enquirer somehow seems almost logical. https://t.co/9oOrCAx3tZ

— JoeSentMe.com (@joesentme) June 3, 2016

"I'm Dick Morris, I'm with the National Enquirer" Bad punchline for ANY Joke

— Robin-#NeverTrump (@schmiedsrr) June 3, 2016

Dick Morris named chief political correspondent for National Enquirer & 2016 continues its descent into self-parodyhttps://t.co/sbA7Pefpsx

— David Freedlander (@freedlander) June 3, 2016

"National Enquirer hires Dick Morris" Now if we could bring 'Baghdad Bob' out of retirement to deliver news briefings we will reach peak Ha!

— Kirk Coughlin (@irongarlic) June 3, 2016

Finally, a position worthy of his talentshttps://t.co/7EETow17is

— Rick Whittaker (@EconRevIrvine) June 3, 2016

     Of course, yours truly couldn't resist getting in on the action:

The National Enquirer just hired Dick Morris, which will go a long way toward establishing their credibility. pic.twitter.com/EITKjjtSmx

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 3, 2016

Dick Morris' first story for the National Enquirer. #FridayReads pic.twitter.com/cXsHc1Bw4o

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) June 3, 2016