I am From the Apples, Yes?

     Some assholes from this number, 240-237-1031, have been calling me on my cell about 2-3 times a day, including twice today. I never answer calls that aren't on my contact list but getting calls from this number 2-3 times a day is still irritating.
     So I decided to turn the tables on them and I called them back at the number they left on my caller ID.
      "Hello, Apple Support," answers the man with the Indian accent.
      "Hello," I said in my best Apu accent, "I am Christian calling from the Apple Support and we may have to terminate your iCloud account over suspicious activity. Are you near your computer, sir?"
      "Who is this...?"

      Then I told him to stop calling my fucking cell phone, over a constant stream of F bombs on his end, or I was going to report him and his scam outfit to the Federal Trade Commission. This number's been reported for all sorts of scams and is a classic Danny Chadwick (twin brother of you know who) scam.
      They really don't like it when you turn the tables on them. I strongly suggest more of us try this.