Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Gotham City Digest

     Where Comrade Ogilvie is always a war hero in the neverending war against Eurasia Eastasia.

     
     Remember a few days ago when Trump set everyone scratching their heads after he announced on Twitter that he was allowing sanctioned Chinese telecom company ZTE to purchase US-made parts (Yes, we actually do make something from time to time)? People thought it was just another hypocritical statement by Trump after he'd hammered Red China for stealing our jobs while simultaneously saying he was going to Make America Great Again. Well, it seems there was a wee bit of personal incentive involved in that decision, after all. Especially when Trump got confirmation that just 72 hours before Red China was loaning a half a billion dollars to a Trump-branded resort in Indonesia. And that's not even the worst of it.
     The sale of ZTE's phones have been banned by the DoD because they're deemed a security risk "to personnel, information and mission." They're illegal to carry on any US military installation in the world because they're essentially glorified GPS devices that can pinpoint the location of any service member carrying them. Which is, of course, the entire idea. Does Trump care about this potential security breach? Hey, fuggetabouddit!

     Remember that little meeting in Trump Tower in June 2016 that was attended by Donnie Dumbo Jr. Jared Kushner, Paul Manafort and several Russian spies? Well, thanks to a document dump courtesy of the Senate Judiciary Committee, it seems Donnie Dumbo Jr's shyster, mob mouthpiece Alan Futerfas drafted a letter to music publicist Rob Goldstone to relay to the Russian publicist who arranged the whole thing. It seems that even Donnie Dumbo Sr. drafting that letter on board Air Force One for Donnie Dumbo Jr about the meeting being about Russian adoptions wasn't an original one because Futerfas already concocted that story. And if things had shaken out the way Futerfas instructed they be narrated, then such an email wouldn't have been necessary. There was also the bombshell that Donnie Dumbo Jr called a blocked number after the meeting with Kremlin-linked attorney Veselnitskaya. Who had a blocked number at Trump Tower? Donnie Dumbo, Sr. When asked by the Senate Intelligence Committee who gave us these documents had Donnie Dumbo Jr testify before them, he said "I don't know" a total of 103 times, including when asked if he'd called his father after the meeting. And then, there's this.
     Why did he admit to collusion? Because there was collusion with Russian nationals and intelligence operatives. And that, boys and girls, is why he's called Donnie Dumbo, Jr.

     By now, we know that we'd just repurposed a building in Jerusalem and turned it into the US Embassy in the "Israeli" capital while the IDF was slaughtering dozens of Palestinians from 150 feet away and wounded scores more. Well, just the day after that, when the White House, Israel and their right wing nut job dittoheads blamed the Palestinians and even Hamas for their own carnage, the IDF attacked a so-called Hamas stronghold, killing dozens more. If you can justify killing unarmed women and children by simply blaming Hamas, then theoretically anybody can be Hamas and everyone's fair game. It's long past the time to sanction the terrorist state of Israel and cut off their $3 billion in annual aid.

     ...and so it begins. Another plank in Trump's fascist platform. Remember when Trump said while on the campaign trail that the news media was the "enemy of the people of America"? Well, since Trump got "elected" by 62 million mouth breathers and the Russian government, it only follows that the Department of Homeland Security would begin compiling in chilling fashion a list of journalists and "media influencers" (whatever that is). Because making a list and checking it twice is how the Nazis knew where exactly to round up all the Jews, dissidents and noncompliant journalists. I wonder of one of those "media influencers will be Kanye?

     Remember that bloated, gap-toothed homunculus, Blake Farenthold? He's about to become a lobbyist and even after he'll start to rake in the moolah, he'll STILL refuse to pay back the $84,000 he stole from the US taxpayer to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit. (Bonus question: remember that old law stating that congresscritters couldn't become lobbyists until two years had passed after their resignations? Whatever happened to that law?)

     Fucking moron. Like a guy who lied his whole life was going to suddenly become honest and trustworthy the minute he became a Republican politician? That's a special kind of stupid. I give... zero fucks. Good day, sir. I said, Good day!

1 Comments:

At May 17, 2018 at 11:33 AM, Anonymous Anton said...

It's a convocation of bird-brains!!

 

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