Friday, August 9, 2019

Gotham City Digest: Plus Sized edition

(Sarah, you will always be our Miss August. And Miss September. And Miss October. And...)

     Rest in power, great lady. You were the greatest among us.

     It doesn't matter if they're campaign staff or not. The McConnell campaign shamelessly put these pictures up of a McConnell campaign event. Now they're all butt hurt because the Blue Meanies paid attention to the misogyny and insensitivity.
    This is how white Republican rapists and misogynists like their hero Kavanaugh are made- By making excuses for them and demonizing those who recognize and condemn such behavior as deplorable. Mitch owns this. And the day will come when these little Christian Academy scumbags will be choking and groping not cardboard cutouts of women but the real thing.

     "Minimal disruptions to customers and patients." That's nice. How about the not so minimal disruptions to the finances of the thousands of employees that Walgreen's is about to kick to the curb?

     Mass shooters are connected and are inspiring each other, just as I'd predicted a few years ago.

     More stable ingeniousness from President Hatbox Head. In other words, "Don't steal my thunder." I can't wait until this bully is shitting on a stainless steel toilet in a Supermax.

     Body-slamming seems to be the official state pastime in Montana among psychopathic fascists. First Greg Gianforte, now this asshole who'd body-slammed a 13 year-old boy for not removing his hat during the national anthem.
    The judge, btw, released this psycho menace to society on his own recognizance. Despite him almost killing the kid. And his record of assault and battery.

     White supremacist says he and others like him are a hoax.

     So, this happened in Galveston. In 2019. In broad daylight.

     Polly want a fucking cracker... NOW.

     Texas empowers amateur gunfighters to curb gun violence.

     The media should do this every time Trump opens his vagina-shaped mouth. And while they're at it, the press should do this more often, too.

     So, Trump took his one man standup routine on the road in his Rodney Dangerfield costume and said he was "the least racist person." Meanwhile at the same time, this report came out. Apparently, we have a white nationalist embedded in our State Department. But it gets worse.
     Remember back in the Obama administration when a woman named Shirley Sherrod was unceremoniously fired from her job at the USDA? That came about when a scumbag charlatan, my old Twitter foil Andrew Breitbart, released a doctored video of a speech she'd given about racism. She was telling a story about a white farmer in Georgia and how she was disposed to profile him because of his race. Sherrod went on to say the farmer had disabused her of her notions about white people and that she learned a valuable lesson about race relations.
      Breitbart, of course, couldn't have that, so he conveniently edited that part out. The idiots at the Obama administration, always eager to appease & please the right wing that loathed it no matter what they did, immediately fired Sherrod on what would quickly become one of the darkest and most shameful days of the neoliberal Republican-lite administration of Barack Obama. When the REAL video came out a day later, the administration, egg all over its face, offered Sherrod her job back. She told them in so many words to go fuck themselves.
      Now the State Department has a white supremacist in its midst. He's gone online with plans to create a whites-only nation with nuclear weapons. And State is dithering over whether or not to fire his lily-white ass. This is an important study in contrast right here. On the one hand, we have a spineless "Democratic" administration so frightened of being seen as radical and intolerant by the right wing that was going to believe it no matter what, that they threw their own under the bus before even attempting to ascertain the facts.
      Then we have a plainly fascist, racist administration employing a man that truly is radical and extremely dangerous, exactly the mindset that's given us many of these recent mass shootings, and they have to think about whether they're going to fire him.

     Wet-legged right wing snowflake is alarmed someone on the left is using his tactics.

     "Meanwhile, McCarthy said in a tweet, 'Targeting and harassing Americans because of their political beliefs is shameful and dangerous'."
      So's inspiring right wing racists to literally target people because of their ethnicity.
      Republicans, meanwhile, whine about not being allowed to be furtive in violation of federal law.

     Now you know why the blog is called Crooks and Liars. Here's one.

     Congressman Gomer strikes again. Sample: “There is no death penalty under federal law.”
     Fact: Yes, there is.

     Remember when Trump's trained monkeys were all butt hurt at his last Nazi rally over being called "racist"? Maybe they should've remembered what Steve Bannon told a bunch of a French right wingers last November.

     Right wing nut job o' the day. You KNOW what gender this person is and for whom he voted in 2016. It just amazes me there are men out there (and this was absolutely written by a man) who presume to tell women what they can do with a certain part of their own bodies that they likely wouldn't able to find even with visual aids and a AAA triptych.

     Several Democratic presidential candidates have plans for providing high speed internet  but my senator Elizabeth Warren's seems to the most workable and interesting.

     Man, these people are snowflakes, aren't they? They really think the laws and rules don't apply to them.

     This is how little Republicans think of you and your kids. It's as if Susan Collins is begging Maine, "Please vote me out next year before I legislate again!"

     Discord on Bullshit Mountain.

     This is horrible advice and this asshole shouldn't have a column anywhere. Plus, it's five years-old and doesn't age very well in the current political climate. People, right wingers especially, choose to make themselves one dimensional with their dogma. And right wingers are most certainly destroying the planet in more ways than most of us can count. In the five years since this was published, we've seen a alarming rise in the frequency of mass shootings, of NeoNazi rallies in our streets, the Amazon getting destroyed at an accelerating rate, the polar ice caps are almost all gone, there's a widening gulf between rich and poor and corporations have more power over our lives than ever before. Since this article came out, the Russians have interfered in two of our elections and are already preparing to do it a third time. They elected a fascist, the Republican Party is doing its damnedest to ensure the Russians help keep them all in power and the environment is filthier than ever. You have conservatives, not liberals, to thank for every single bit of that. In their quest to dominate the world, they're gleefully destroying it. And if these right wing nut cases insist on reducing their identities to a fandom of a purely ruinous party led by a fascist, they certainly deserve to be reduced to something less than human. Note how this douchebag accuses the letter writer without knowing anything about how the father treats his own son. And right wingers are the ones who dehumanize and depersonalize their opponents and detractors. So go fuck yourself, Andrew.

     Trump wants to involuntarily imprison the mentally ill. We can concentrate them all in camps and put them to work since, as they say, work will set you free. And, best of all, there's a historical precedent showing us how effective this was.
      Such people were among the first to get sent to the death camps. Gays and lesbians were identified with pink triangles and were lumped in with those who were deemed "mentally deficient." As we now know, it was all in the interests of racial purity to better make a Master Race. One would have to literally have their head in the sand to assume Trump's current methods of purification aren't done for the same reasons.

     We have now officially become a Third World country.

     Right wingers are the stupidest people on the planet. Can you possibly imagine anyone being dumb enough to fork out $100,000 to have their picture taken with that brain-damaged pedophile?

     Fucking A, why not really rub it in and have the gun show and voter registration at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High? They could charge people good money to have their picture taken with a cardboard cutout of Nikolas Cruz and do guided.tours showing the exact spots where all 17 of the bodies fell. And they can use the school's PA system to blast "Bodies" by Drowning Pool during the tour to attract younger voters.

     Folks, if you don't recognize fascism when it's staring at you and bellowing in your face, then you deserve to be victimized by it. History is not being kind to the people of Nazi Germany and it will not be kind to you, either. Take what happend in Jackson, MS on the first day of school, for instance.

     Trump's about as presidential as a rabid werewolf with irritable bowel syndrome. By the way, speaking of the Dayton, OH leg of Trump's reelection campaign, this came out. As I keep saying, the superficiality of this administration is bottomless.

     Meanwhile, the mostly Mexican wounded in El Paso wanted nothing to do with him. You want heroes? Here are your real heroes right here.

     Well, actually, that's not entirely true. The administration managed to find one victim in El Paso who apparently hadn't a say in the matter. "Yeah, your parents who died saving your life are now rotting corpses but they knew what they signed up for and shit happens all the time, right? So here's a photo of you and the Donald, the greatest president of all time, who beat Beto in El Paso by a YUGE margin before your dead parents even conceived ya. When ya grow up a little, ya can put this at the two empty places at the dinner table where your Mom & Dad used to sit. It'll cheer ya up. MAGA!" And finally...

     No, Biden didn't actually say he'd let Mitch McConnell block everything in so many words but the intent was the same.

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