I Don't Want to Live in a Van Down By the River

     I truly hate to write this post but I wouldn't do this unless the situation was dire. I've waited as long as I possibly could before appealing for help but I just can't put this off for even another day.

     For some reason, my revenue stream is kinked and I'm trying to get answers. Usually, it comes at the last day of the month but, obviously, it hasn't. The rent is due today and I hardly have a cent. I have $28 in the bank between both accounts, not a penny in Paypal and hardly any cash in the house. I had to cash out $16 in bottle redemption receipts yesterday so I could buy food since my EBT card is maxed out. I can't even afford to fill up my van and it's almost on empty.

     If you could please see your way clear to helping me out while I get this resolved, I'd so deeply appreciate it. Adding pressure to my situation is that my lease expired as of midnight last night and if I can't make the rent this month, then obviously my sociopath of a landlord will give me an eviction notice instead of a lease, then I'll be living out of a van that I'm no longer licensed to drive. So if you can please help me out in this most desperate of times, I'd love you all forever.