Gotham City Digest
(Or an honest one.)
So, in case you were wondering why Tucker Carlson sounds like a racist,
sexist incel, maybe it's because his former head writer is a racist,
sexist incel.
I generally don't buy Goya products on account of how tasteless they are but I'll be sure not to buy any after this shitshow on Thursday.
“I think I made a mistake, I thought this was a hoax, but it’s not.” Famous last words.
"Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump — it's not surprising that they're so disconnected from the lives of everyday people. That's what people are thinking about. That's what they're worrying about. How am I going to pay the rent?"
"Keep America Great"? They can't even keep their conventions funded!
Well, just as I predicted, Trump set Stone on the loose again late Friday
night. The WH press release reads like a bloated Trump tweet.
I will never understand Floridians but all I know is, I am SO glad I don't live there anymore.
Michael Flynn stumping for Trump? There you go. Why not just surround Trump with every convicted criminal he ever set loose? Throw in Roger Stone, Eddie Gallagher, Douche D'Souza and Joe Arpaio? I'm sure they'll pack 'em in since Trump obviously can't.
Trump's demand that schools reopen this fall makes zero sense. He's acting as if public schools are profit centers. And even Republicans are rebelling against this insane obsession of his.
Sorry, Teddy, you can't have it both ways. A year ago, you called your Nike boycott a defense of free speech.He accused your father of being involved in the Kennedy assassination and called yoiur wife ugly. Show some Goddamned self-respect.
Meme intermission.
Hate groups getting pandemic welfare? Nothing to see here, folks.
“You don't say, ‘Why weren’t we more like Europe?‘ Because being like Europe is not a very American thing to do.”
I generally don't buy Goya products on account of how tasteless they are but I'll be sure not to buy any after this shitshow on Thursday.
“I think I made a mistake, I thought this was a hoax, but it’s not.” Famous last words.
"Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump — it's not surprising that they're so disconnected from the lives of everyday people. That's what people are thinking about. That's what they're worrying about. How am I going to pay the rent?"
"Keep America Great"? They can't even keep their conventions funded!
I will never understand Floridians but all I know is, I am SO glad I don't live there anymore.
Michael Flynn stumping for Trump? There you go. Why not just surround Trump with every convicted criminal he ever set loose? Throw in Roger Stone, Eddie Gallagher, Douche D'Souza and Joe Arpaio? I'm sure they'll pack 'em in since Trump obviously can't.
Trump's demand that schools reopen this fall makes zero sense. He's acting as if public schools are profit centers. And even Republicans are rebelling against this insane obsession of his.
Sorry, Teddy, you can't have it both ways. A year ago, you called your Nike boycott a defense of free speech.He accused your father of being involved in the Kennedy assassination and called yoiur wife ugly. Show some Goddamned self-respect.
Hate groups getting pandemic welfare? Nothing to see here, folks.
“You don't say, ‘Why weren’t we more like Europe?‘ Because being like Europe is not a very American thing to do.”
No, needlessly dying is the American thing to do!
It's not really surprising that the asshole who thought he could buy Greenland also thought he could sell Puerto Rico.
Your Karen o' the day (which has become a hashtag on Twitter).
OK, why isn't this the lead story in every MSM organ in America right now?
Privately, the Trump spawn are telling right wing voters to vote by mail. Publicly, they're saying the opposite, often with hilarious results. Here's Fredo jumping on a headline about mail in fraud, even though it was about a Republican mail carrier who changed party affiliations on eight ballots. If this guy was any stupider, he'd have a tag on his toe and donating his organs.
Shit, I've been saying this for months. But who listens to me?
Another day, another angry old white asshole in the South...
It's only fitting this would happen to Glenn Grothman, the craziest thing to come out Wisconsin since Dahmer.
Biden's beating Trump by 5 in Texas. Is Donald Trump leading in even one state? Even one?
The woman who owns 10 yachts, says schools need to "fulfill their promises" to open. This is the same woman who's illegally going after college students over fraudulent student loan debt.
Personally, I think these women should keep trading barbs with Trump. He's predictable and he's guaranteed to always rise to the occasion.
Robert Reich strikes again.
The useful idiots at the Lincoln Project just put out another ad using against him Donald Trump's own motto of Law and Order, which, of course, was also stolen.
Have you ever noticed those who scream the loudest about wearing masks tend to be pretty stupid? Well, now there's a scientifically-proven correlation.
You kick a poodle enough times, eventually it WILL snap back.
This is such a cool idea.
Note the husband got to keep his AR15 assault rifle.
Black Bart looked real happy about having to wear a mask at Walter Reed.
Stone's got the goods. Trump didn't do this for Stone. He did it for himself. That's why he leapfrogged over literally thousands of others awaiting clemency.
When our government fails, the people WILL take over. THAT'S the American way.
Ron DeSantis is the ultimate Florida Man.
OK, good. Let Mueller testify. But in all honesty, I don't see this producing any more revelations than his last Congressional testimony had, which were none. And finally...
This is what wounded warriors see when Trump comes for a photo op at Walter Reed.
It's not really surprising that the asshole who thought he could buy Greenland also thought he could sell Puerto Rico.
Your Karen o' the day (which has become a hashtag on Twitter).
OK, why isn't this the lead story in every MSM organ in America right now?
Privately, the Trump spawn are telling right wing voters to vote by mail. Publicly, they're saying the opposite, often with hilarious results. Here's Fredo jumping on a headline about mail in fraud, even though it was about a Republican mail carrier who changed party affiliations on eight ballots. If this guy was any stupider, he'd have a tag on his toe and donating his organs.
Shit, I've been saying this for months. But who listens to me?
Another day, another angry old white asshole in the South...
It's only fitting this would happen to Glenn Grothman, the craziest thing to come out Wisconsin since Dahmer.
Biden's beating Trump by 5 in Texas. Is Donald Trump leading in even one state? Even one?
The woman who owns 10 yachts, says schools need to "fulfill their promises" to open. This is the same woman who's illegally going after college students over fraudulent student loan debt.
Personally, I think these women should keep trading barbs with Trump. He's predictable and he's guaranteed to always rise to the occasion.
Robert Reich strikes again.
The useful idiots at the Lincoln Project just put out another ad using against him Donald Trump's own motto of Law and Order, which, of course, was also stolen.
Have you ever noticed those who scream the loudest about wearing masks tend to be pretty stupid? Well, now there's a scientifically-proven correlation.
You kick a poodle enough times, eventually it WILL snap back.
This is such a cool idea.
Note the husband got to keep his AR15 assault rifle.
Stone's got the goods. Trump didn't do this for Stone. He did it for himself. That's why he leapfrogged over literally thousands of others awaiting clemency.
When our government fails, the people WILL take over. THAT'S the American way.
Ron DeSantis is the ultimate Florida Man.
OK, good. Let Mueller testify. But in all honesty, I don't see this producing any more revelations than his last Congressional testimony had, which were none. And finally...
This is what wounded warriors see when Trump comes for a photo op at Walter Reed.
posted by jurassicpork @ Sunday, July 12, 2020
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