Gotham City Digest

 

(Fixed it, Ivanka.)

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     Trump is the stereotypical disgruntled ex employee on steroids.

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   This administration is so diseased and toxic, their very physical presence is shutting down state legislatures for weeks.

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     So, Gordon Warnock debated a zombie Stepford wife last night...

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     And elsewhere in Georgia last night, Perdue made an even stronger case as to who Georgians should vote for by skipping his debate with Jon Ossoff.

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   There are no other reasons for this other than Trump's sadism, vindictiveness and sociopathy. Advocates are hoping Biden will immediately roll back these restrictions. I say don't hold your breath. Biden's been gunning for our Social Security for four decades and actually brags about it.

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    I called it over a month ago- They need to deep clean and fumigate the White House before the Bidens move in. So of course, the GSA under Emily fucking Murphy ISN'T.

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     "Hey, Mo! Cheese! Woo woo woo woo woo!"

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    Nor should the Denocrats drop their lawsuits. And Biden should take note. However, he won't because he's a fellow Republican.

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     And sometimes, Karens can be a force for good.

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    "The media should consider a simple approach to interviewing a Republican official or candidate. First ask, “Do you recognize Joe Biden won and that there is zero evidence of fraud that could have changed the result?” If the answer is no, inform the audience this is delusional and send the guest home."

     For once, I agree with Rubin. This is precisely what anchors and talk show hosts need to do.

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     Right wingers love to say the media are alarmists and making the pandemic seem worse than it really is.

     No. They're soft-pedaling it. It's worse.

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     Excuse me but how did this quack doctor who looks at vaccinations as human rights violations get invited to a Senate hearing? Oh, right. Republican death cultists.

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     The most rabid right wingers in this country have one default setting- Racism. This is the Detroit lawmaker who questioned Giuliani during his batshit insane Michigan hearing. She pushed back against his conspiracy theories and this was what awaited her in her voice mail.

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    Fredo's panicking because America's slipping into democracy. It's every Nazi's worst nightmare.

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    Oh, shut the fuck up, Ellis. You've plainly been inhaling too many of Rudy's farts lately.

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    This makes, what, 1-48? I'm losing count.

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    Loser Linn Wood's now trying to claim another conspiracy theory- That Kelly Loeffler's 20 year-old staffer Harrison Deal, Kemp's daughter's boyfriend, was murdered. Because, sure, the Georgia election results and the fate of the presidency hinged on a low-level campaign staffer barely out of his teens.

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    "Sanctioned"? They should call for them all to be disbarred by their respective states.

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    The Buford T. Justice of Barry County, MI is at it again, this time with a voter fraud lawsuit sans evidence, of course.

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   Everything was nice and peaceful at Saks 5th Avenue. The window show was about to start. Everything was calm, everything was nice and happy. Then the MAGAts showed up, threatening to torch Starbucks. Because only radical lib'ruls drink their lattes, doncha know?

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    Obviously, Hawley's looking forward to his own reelection in four years. Otherwise he wouldn't suddenly start caring about direct stimulus payments to needy Americans. The thing is, any veto of Trump's is likely to be overridden.

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     Michael "I Have Grandma Hair" Pack is at it again.

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    God and his son Jesus are currently weighing their legal options, including a restraining order against Jenna Ellis.

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     "To liberals, partisanship is the problem, not the solution. They refuse, therefore, even when refusing means failing to take their own side in a good fight. If anyone represents the liberal view in this regard, it’s Barack Obama."

     I don't know how many liberals John Stoehr knows but we are not afraid to use the "T" word and Barack Obama is a closeted Republican who doesn't represent any view even remotely liberal.

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     Oh, Snap! Pfizer and Moderna just snubbed Trump. It'd be ironic if their reasons were, I don't know, they were afraid of contracting COVID at the White House? And finally...

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     Slapping mainland China around for their human rights violations is a rotten reason to expose Hong Kongers to COVID-19 with extended guest status at a time when our cases are spiking through the roof.