Gotham City Digest

(Lady Gaga should sing this at the inauguration just to own the right wingers.)

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   Refuses to eat non-organic food, whines about being hungry. Mommy says son who wore dead animals on his body is the "gentlest person I know."

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    Who's afraid of the big bad Wolf now?

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    Whatever you might say about Donnie Dumbo, it's not as if he doesn't have his priorities straight.

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    "I mean, the most masculine person ever I think to hold the White House is the president of the United States." 

     Is there something else you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Hogan?

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   Blocking two of the biggest social media companies on earth in the name of censorship is bottomlessly stupid. But it IS Idaho, after all, a more brain-damaged version of Maine.

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     Yeah. NOT happening if you don't have an invitation.

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     How to tell when you and your lawyers are toast.

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    After what we did to our own government just eight days ago, you have to admit, this took brass balls.

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     At least Jim Jordan found his coat in time.

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     You're canceled, Chuckles.

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     "What I am always required to do is ensure that those practicing before me are of sufficient character, and conduct themselves with sufficient civility and truthfulness. The conduct of Mr. Wood, albeit not in my jurisdiction, exhibited a toxic stew of mendacity, prevarication and surprising incompetence."

     In other words, Lin Wood lost his license to practice law in Delaware, of all places. (.pdf)

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     Well, well, the Lord of Darkness finally called in the note. Took him long enough.

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     This shouldn't surprise anyone.

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     Yes, his own aides have called him "a violent toddler."

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     Just like their ideological forebears the German Nazis after WWII ended, they're going to start killing themselves in droves rather than face the consequences of their actions.

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     In typical Republican fashion, the GOP is protecting Trump and not the people who were victimized by him.

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     Yes, his last stand was at the Alamo. That would be the same Alamo where we got our asses kicked in 1836.

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     By NOT convicting him a year ago, you encouraged him to incite violence.

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     "Despite irritation with the quitters, pretty much everyone left now mostly loathes the president..."

     The light's been turned on and the roaches have scattered.

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     Your Brad o' the day.

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     Collins was ready to blame the Iranians. Because, as we all know, MAGAts would NEVER stoop to violence.

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     This is how completely insane Trump is:

     He holds a hate rally whipping up his supporters into a frenzy.

     They march out, attacking the Capitol, Trump watches "like a five year-old" the riots on TV.

     Days later, he thinks his rioting supporters were magically supplanted by antifa.

     Then he tells this to the House Minority Leader.

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     "Sheldon lived the true American dream. His ingenuity, genius, and creativity earned him immense wealth, but his character and philanthropic generosity his great name."

     Aside from this ungrammatical sentence, it ought to be said that Trump chose to praise a right wing megadonor hours after his death but it took him over four days to do the same for Officers Brian D. Sicknick and Howard Liebengood, who committed suicide last Saturday.

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     Jim Jordan is completely insane. He proved it in this back and forth with Chairman Jim McGovern, one of our guys from MA.

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     With Nazi right wingers like this, no wonder the rest of NYC dumps its garbage on Staten Island.

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     They're all sore losers.

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     Another GOP staffer quits over the riots.

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     Two more rioting cops have been turned up. And finally...

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     "(H)e never forgot a slight, slept only a few hours a night and married several times, lastly to a woman named Milonia."

     He also ruled a corrupt empire for four years. Stop me if this sounds like another tyrant we know.