Pottersville Digest
(Or, My Army Got Arrested.)
Rob
Portman announced he's retiring after next year. With no political
future to protect, nothing should stop him from voting to convict Trump
in this impeachment trial.
"The hate-filled left wing" didn't call for a right wing mob to literally tear the Capitol building to pieces in a "trial by combat", did it, Rudy?
It's good to see dogs in the White House again.
Nice try, asshole. Do play again soon.
With Rob Portman's abrupt announcement over his retirement next year, Nina Turner may want to rethink her 2022 run for the House and set her sights on the Senate, instead.
"The hate-filled left wing" didn't call for a right wing mob to literally tear the Capitol building to pieces in a "trial by combat", did it, Rudy?
It's good to see dogs in the White House again.
Nice try, asshole. Do play again soon.
With Rob Portman's abrupt announcement over his retirement next year, Nina Turner may want to rethink her 2022 run for the House and set her sights on the Senate, instead.
"After celebrating the rioters, Sessions quickly turned against them."
IOW, in case you weren't already clued in, Pete Sessions is a typical calculating right wing scumbag politician.
Shorter
SCOTUS: "Yeah, he still has the money but the Statute of Limitations
lasts for just the first five days after he leaves office."
Right wing nut job lawmaker cancels self after mocking Joe Biden's transgendered assistant secretary of health.
Accepting guns from right wing terrorists? Oh, no, Bobo, say it ain't so!
I really do hope Trump testifies on his own behalf at his own impeachment trial since, as they say, the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
Seriously, you just can't possibly make this shit up. That's why we laid off our satirists and had replaced them with Republican officials.
Oh, you fucked little girls and went down for it? Here's $150,000,000 so you can continue doing so.
The only reason Trump is disavowing this "Patriot Party" is because they're cutting him out of the action.
If even President Biden can't fire DeJoy, who can? A new board?
If you've been paying attention as I have, you'll note a lot of these white, subversive assholes that had tried to overthrow the government three weeks ago are walking around free, thanks to right wing judges. That includes the woman who stole Pelosi's laptop and planned to sell it to the Russians.
Goya Foods takes car keys away from its senile patriarch.
Come on, Kyle Rittenhouse, fire him, too. You know you wanna.
Oh, yeah, that would end well. The Olympics' new logo could be, "Come for the sports, stay for the ventilators we don't have."
Operation Varsity Blues 2.0.
Right wing nut job lawmaker cancels self after mocking Joe Biden's transgendered assistant secretary of health.
Accepting guns from right wing terrorists? Oh, no, Bobo, say it ain't so!
I really do hope Trump testifies on his own behalf at his own impeachment trial since, as they say, the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
Seriously, you just can't possibly make this shit up. That's why we laid off our satirists and had replaced them with Republican officials.
Oh, you fucked little girls and went down for it? Here's $150,000,000 so you can continue doing so.
The only reason Trump is disavowing this "Patriot Party" is because they're cutting him out of the action.
If even President Biden can't fire DeJoy, who can? A new board?
If you've been paying attention as I have, you'll note a lot of these white, subversive assholes that had tried to overthrow the government three weeks ago are walking around free, thanks to right wing judges. That includes the woman who stole Pelosi's laptop and planned to sell it to the Russians.
Goya Foods takes car keys away from its senile patriarch.
Come on, Kyle Rittenhouse, fire him, too. You know you wanna.
Oh, yeah, that would end well. The Olympics' new logo could be, "Come for the sports, stay for the ventilators we don't have."
Operation Varsity Blues 2.0.
"Advisers to the president say he has just over $70 million in his PAC, Save America, with few restrictions on what he can do with it. For now, most of his staff is on a government payroll afforded to former presidents for a period of time after they leave office."
Hm. Last I heard, he had about $300,000,000 in that Super PAC. So, he's already stolen about a quarter billion from his own PAC. Has anyone bothered to ask where that money is? Don't they have to file regular disclosure reports?
A truly great moment in signage.
A truly great moment in signage.
"The Office of the Former President"? Yes, he's that starved for attention, poor baby.
Only right wing rioters would commit sedition by breaking into the Capitol only to turn it into a Cheech and Chong movie.
Two more criminal cops bite the dust.
Who keeps electing these childish morons? Other childish morons.
Pastor Rubber Head, Tony Spell, the anti lockdown grifter who last April had asked his parishioners to give him their $1200 stimulus checks, is back in the news. Of course he is.
Texas AG Henry Lee Lucas just did what Republican scum have been accusing Democrats of for years- Judge-shopping until they got a friendly pair of ears to block Biden's 100 day moratorium on deportations.
This is what we're reduced to- Waiting in line for 12 hours or more for leftover doses while 1% right wing scumbags get to cut to the head of the line.
Your Karen o' the Month. And finally...
What's really disappointing and infuriating is that this spittle-flecked lunatic was elected to Congress not in spite of these comments but BECAUSE of them. Remember, she ran unopposed after her Democratic opponent got chased out of the state 31 days into his campaign.
Who keeps electing these childish morons? Other childish morons.
Pastor Rubber Head, Tony Spell, the anti lockdown grifter who last April had asked his parishioners to give him their $1200 stimulus checks, is back in the news. Of course he is.
Texas AG Henry Lee Lucas just did what Republican scum have been accusing Democrats of for years- Judge-shopping until they got a friendly pair of ears to block Biden's 100 day moratorium on deportations.
This is what we're reduced to- Waiting in line for 12 hours or more for leftover doses while 1% right wing scumbags get to cut to the head of the line.
Your Karen o' the Month. And finally...
What's really disappointing and infuriating is that this spittle-flecked lunatic was elected to Congress not in spite of these comments but BECAUSE of them. Remember, she ran unopposed after her Democratic opponent got chased out of the state 31 days into his campaign.
posted by jurassicpork @ Tuesday, January 26, 2021
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"subversive assholes that had tried to overthrow the government three weeks ago are walking around free, thanks to right wing judges."
It's not as if planning to, and attempting to, overthrow the US Constitutional government and mass murder all the Democrats and a few Republicans is a crime! Why do you think McConnell stacked the Federal courts for the last 12 years?
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