Pottersville Digest

 

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     Yes, the whole world can read our nuclear launch codes. So, Russia, if you're listening...

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     Well, well, well. Look who just got his fat ass fired. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

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     The Bobos: Like the Palins, only stupider and more dangerous. Bonus fact: The Garfield County Sheriff declined to get involved, preferring to let the neighbors sort it out amongst themselves, like the Hatfields and McCoys. What could possibly go wrong?

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     So, naturally, the Criminal in Chief, in the wake of the exposure of his latest crimes against the nation, chose to fund raise off it then bragged about his haul and so-called high poll numbers.

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     George Conway brings up an interesting point- The DOJ has to prove the documents of which Trump illegally had possession were potentially injurious to the security of the nation. Many of those documents pertained to our nuclear arsenal and signal intelligence. So, which lawyers and investigators are going to be permitted to see these documents and what will the protocol be as to who will get the necessary Top Secret security clearance?

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     Does anyone remember the peyote scene in Young Guns in which Dirty Steve fires his gun, runs out of a cave screaming, "Did you guys see the size of that chicken?!" before ducking back into the cave? That's Trump right now.

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     If this is true, then Trump's lawyers are going to need lawyers. It's a felony to lie to federal officials.

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     So, when Trump's people talked to the DOJ about the classified material they wanted back, security footage showed them moving it from one room to another. Busted.

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     Meme intermission.

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     God, this motherfucker has entitlement issues.

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    The very fact that these racist assholes want to expunge every mention of Harriet Tubman but demand the resurrection of a racist stereotype like Aunt Jemima should tell you everything you need to know about these hillbillies.

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     I wondered about this from the very beginning: Why would a famously incurious oaf like Trump steal 25 boxes of classified documents when he refuses to read at all?

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     Really, Ted? This is all you have left?

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     Sounds as if Trump's buddies in Russian propaganda are already fitting him for an orange jumpsuit.

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     It seems as if all five eyes are now squinting at Donald Trump and his shifting rationales for stealing classified material. And finally...

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     This is one time I wish that Rudy was right.