Pottersville Digest

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     That's how you defund the police.

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     Typical, "For me not for thee" Republican hypocrisy.

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     "A fool and his money are soon parted." -Mark Twain
     "There's a sucker born every minute." -P.T. Barnum

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     Moats full of alligators. Missiles shot at caravans full of kids. Nukes dropped on hurricanes. This medieval mindset is what 74,000,000 people wanted in 2020.

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     Fellow South African Trevor Noah has a solution to Elon Musk's woes.

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     We have officially turned into a fucking Richard Donner movie.

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    Sometimes, the headline just says it all.

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    Your Karen o' the day.

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     "It belies all common sense to assert that Mr. Trump, who resided in the Triplex for over 35 years and who purports to be 'one of the top businesspeople' was not aware that he was over-representing the size of his home by nearly 200%."

     So much winning!

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     This has more than the whiff of promise to it.

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     Kash Patel, the evil Dr, Seuss, could still go to prison despite his plea deal.

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     "Your security is lax. Let me demonstrate by robbing your bank..."