Top Ten Least-Known Falsehoods About George Santos
10) Having received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Ben Franklin.
9) Averted national calamity by stopping the financial panics and depressions of 1873, 1893 and 1929.
8) Slipping back in time to 1888 Whitechapel to kill Jack the Ripper.
7) Proud graduate of Trump University just before that fraud was exposed.
6) Was once briefly the roadie for the Village People.
5) Uncredited cameo in Schindler's List.
4) GEDmatch and 23andMe established relation to Moses.
3) That he is a carbon-based life form.
2) That he was originally cast to be Buckaroo Bonzai before being elbowed aside by Peter Weller.
1) No truth to the rumor he is in reality a hologram beamed to earth from somewhere in the Horsehead Nebula. OK, maybe he's human-ish.
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