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Warp speed 10. That's how fast the GOP is circling the porcelain.
Welcome to the machine.
I hope this asshole lands hard when he falls.
The chutzpah of these people literally takes my breath away.
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.
Remember when ABC and Geraldo Rivera took us on a tour of Al Capone's empty vault? ABC looked better at the end of the night than CNN looks after this complete clusterfuck.
Cartoon intermission.
Well, it IS Texas, after all.
What I'm seeing and hearing time and again is the GOP's unwillingness to divest themselves from his policies. They love the ammunition. It's just the delivery system they don't like, which is Trump.
They're Republicans. How the hell can it not be illegal?
This makes me think of the time when a guy was stabbed twice in the head on a New York subway car by a lunatic while two transit cops stood by watching the whole thing. As it turned out, the victim was still able to subdue his assailant and only then did they get involved. As it turned out, the perp was a serial killer they were looking for. The victim sued the NYPD but a judge threw it out, deciding that the police weren't obligated to give him protection. You know, despite it saying, "To serve and protect" on their cruisers. Maybe the person who called the cops in this instance should've told them the assailant was threatening to occupy Wall Street. Maybe then they would've gotten proactive.
I never thought it was hyperbolic to say these right wing lunatics really, honestly want to destroy this planet, starting with the US.
Perfect for Fox's paranoid survivalist demographic. My question: How are you supposed to cook outside during an extinction level event?
We interrupt this clusterfuck to give you this late breaking bulletin: Trump Towers in Miami has been raided.
This asshole might as well have a For Sale sign around his neck. And finally...
The stupid. It burns.
Welcome to the machine.
I hope this asshole lands hard when he falls.
The chutzpah of these people literally takes my breath away.
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.
Remember when ABC and Geraldo Rivera took us on a tour of Al Capone's empty vault? ABC looked better at the end of the night than CNN looks after this complete clusterfuck.
Well, it IS Texas, after all.
What I'm seeing and hearing time and again is the GOP's unwillingness to divest themselves from his policies. They love the ammunition. It's just the delivery system they don't like, which is Trump.
They're Republicans. How the hell can it not be illegal?
This makes me think of the time when a guy was stabbed twice in the head on a New York subway car by a lunatic while two transit cops stood by watching the whole thing. As it turned out, the victim was still able to subdue his assailant and only then did they get involved. As it turned out, the perp was a serial killer they were looking for. The victim sued the NYPD but a judge threw it out, deciding that the police weren't obligated to give him protection. You know, despite it saying, "To serve and protect" on their cruisers. Maybe the person who called the cops in this instance should've told them the assailant was threatening to occupy Wall Street. Maybe then they would've gotten proactive.
Picture this: A guy in a suit holds a gun to someone's head and says, "Give me what I want or I kill this guy and all of you." The negotiators then ask, "Fine. What do you want?" After a moment, the hostage taker says, "Uh, I'll tell you later when I get what I want. Whatever that is."
I never thought it was hyperbolic to say these right wing lunatics really, honestly want to destroy this planet, starting with the US.
Perfect for Fox's paranoid survivalist demographic. My question: How are you supposed to cook outside during an extinction level event?
We interrupt this clusterfuck to give you this late breaking bulletin: Trump Towers in Miami has been raided.
This asshole might as well have a For Sale sign around his neck. And finally...
The stupid. It burns.
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, May 13, 2023
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