Pottersville Digest

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     I mean, flooding the security office of your own resort with pool water to destroy video footage? This is like something out of THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT.

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     Another stunningly brilliant statesman discovered.

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     Someone needs to take this evolutionary dropout aside and explain to him the difference between a political impeachment and a criminal trial.

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    “At the end of the day, you got to choose: Are you going to side with Kamala Harris and liberal media outlets or are you going to side with the state of Florida?” Is that a serious question?

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     This is the same boss who wanted them deleted.

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     Most importantly, Smith has to portray Trump as a failed mob boss without going to great lengths to give that impression. I mean, ordering the deletion of the hard drives of servers is one thing but then ordering the pool drain to somehow flood the security room? How the hell do you drain a pool and flood a security room? The pool water is supposed to go down the drain, not flood into a room over 100 feet away.

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     I used to respect Dennis Kucinich. I even voted for him in the 2008 Democratic presidential primary. No more. Now, as far as I'm concerned, he's just another UFO-chasing crackpot.

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     Sununu's a fucking idiot. That's exactly why he's running. It's the only path toward beating all the charges. He never wanted to do the work of the presidency. It was always about evading legal accountability.

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     Meme intermission.

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     I think we just found Trump's next Treasury Secretary.

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     There's nothing more ridiculous than an umber-faced, racist buffoon pulling the race card.

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     You'd think that if any nation would've learned the lessons of the Third Reich, it would've been Germany.

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     "We fell in love!"

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    Transparency and accountability are just quaint notions. And the erosion of campaign finance laws has happened by design.

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     Boy, that bald-headed rat fucker really is a true believer in this pile of horse shit, isn't he?

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     So, bottom line: All we have to do is to stay out of their way and watch them eat each other like drowning rats in a gunny sack. And finally...

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     Uh, isn't this what got him impeached the first time?