Pottersville Digest: Abridged version

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     "I might have been given a bad break, but I’m still the luckiest man alive." What, is he channeling Lou Gehrig? You got fired by Matt Gaetz, you fucking moron. That's as bad as it gets.

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     Just as a PSA: Medicare Advantage is a fucking ripoff.

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   "She did find time and resources to pursue politically chosen cases when the jail has been deteriorating, resulting in deaths.’”

     Yeah, pal. Let's talk about political hit jobs.

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     This makes, what, five arrests this year?

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     "I can't do that, Dave."

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     He's at it again.

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     Dickens lives.

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     Let's take stock of the major players: Jordan's a blithering idiot with too much baggage. Scalise is a racist asshole. Gaetz is too hated. Marjorie Taylor-Greene's a nut job. Boebert already has her well-toned ass halfway out the door.

      Look, I don't know every Republican in the caucus but I do know this: There isn't a single one that will get anywhere near the necessary 218 votes. Extreme polarization has much to do with that.

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    "Though he didn’t deny being behind Frame Game, he said it was meant to stop hatred against Jews."

    Yeah and the concentration camps were country clubs.

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     "But she said if Republicans abandon their values, 'the party becomes dangerous to democracy'.”

     The problem is, when Republicans embrace their values, they're at least as much a threat to Democracy.

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     "Things a Totally Innocent Man Would Never Say for $400, Alex..."

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     Cult members are always the last ones to realize that they're in a cult. Being in a cult is so much easier to swallow if you call it something else, like a movement or a revolution or an actual political party.